Big AL
Alex is a complete loser who should die
Sammy boi
Good morning to you too?
Big AL
NO
IT'S NOT A GOOD MORNING
ALEX SHOULD PAY FOR HER CRIMES
Hawk butt
Which ones?
Toaster
That is true, adoring to my records Alex has committed many crimes in her life. And in some points she may even be considered a war criminal.
Big AL
DO NOT CARE
I WILL EAT HER SPLEEN AGAIN AND SHOVE IT THROUGH HER EYES
Witchy
Oh hey Venom 👋
Big AL
hello
WHOS HELPING ME KILL ALEX
OTHERWISE I'M FINDING MY POSSIBLY STILL ALIVE KID TO DO IT FOR ME
AND HOPEFULLY HIS PUNK ASS WILL FINSIH THE FUCKING JOB
Peepaw
Venom has a kid?
Peter Pie
It's cuz Venoms a hoe
Big AL
I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP YOU FUCKING PUSSY
Peter Pie
Takes one to know one
Big AL
YOU FUCKER
Dad (replaceable)
Is Alex still alive?
Big AL
I'm back!!
Venom just got pissy that I didn't let her take someone's organs
We compromised tho, so all good
Peepaw
Good job
Now why does Venom have a kid?
Big AL
Long story
Serial Killer ate my blood and then poof we got Carnage
Killed him but apparently I didn't. Which I don't know how that works
But he may be running around alive rn
But who knows
Also yall should know this, it was on the news
Petey Pie
Long story short don't eat Alex's blood
Big AL
Yup
Low Key
Good thing no one was planning on it
Big AL
That's what people always say
Then some one eats my blood
Tiny Stink
I'll make sure to add Twilight to the list of banned moves
Big AL
You're so kind
Peepaw
Are we going to circle back to how Venom tried to eat organs?
Low Key
Normally we just ignore Alex's violence until it's necessary
Big AL
that is true
Low Key
At least she only tortures bad guys
Big AL
I don't torture
Just maim
Low Key
So you're not the one who cut a man's hand off and stuffed it down his throat before burning him alive?
Big AL
Twas a shame 😔
Dad (replaceable)
Don't lie, you don't regret it
Big AL
You're right
I really don't
He shouldn't have been a drug dealing pedophile on my patrol grounds
Low Key
How come when Alex wants to kill someone she gets too, but when I want to it's a problem
Hawk Butt
Because technically Alex doesn't work with the Avengers and you do
Big AL
Suck deez nuts
Low Key
I hate this realm
A/n
Oh lookie here, I remembered to update on a Wednesday like I said I would
Also now that Alex has been in her own world long enough I'm going to share the discarded chapters I had written from her dimensional travels
*pulls out sheet of paper*
Ahem
Walking Dead
Harry Potter
Marauders
Infinity war
Hannibal
And Batman
There might have been others, but that's what I remembered I was planning on.
Anywaysssss
Have a good week!
-The Author
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The Adventures Of Venom
Fiksi PenggemarThe long-awaited sequel. Alex isn't sure where she really is, or how she got there for that matter. But she could always figure that out later. Alex Brock/ Venom tries to figure out what the fuck is going on in her life. Also read for the fun bulls...
