Literally just some incorrect quotes with the gang :3 feel free to skip if you want! I'll still post regularly on Friday!
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Dust: I have a question.
Error: Shoot.
Dust: Is the S or C in scent silent?
Killer: Fuck you, I'm going to be thinking about this all day.
Error: Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I'm gonna say the S is silent.
Dust: Okay, but sent is also spelled the same way.
Killer: Google says that the C was added in the late seventeenth century, so I guess the S is silent.
Leef: Plot twist, both the S and the C are silent and the E actually makes the sss sound.
Killer: Leef is not allowed to talk anymore.
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Cross: Leef, you need to calm down.
Leef, slamming their fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!
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Killer: Leef, I have a question.
Leef: What is it, Killer?
Killer: What color is an orange?
Leef: Killer, you bonehead! Its color is the same as its name. Just like a lemon.
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Cross, to Error: You're not Mario. Lets get something fucking straight, you're Luigi at best.
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Leef: I don't know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it's clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes.
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Nightmare: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
Error: How did you know I was up until 3am?
Killer: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.
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Cross: Error, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.
Error: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?
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Cross: Thanks for opening my message and not responding.
Killer: All good bro, any time.
Cross: Fuck you.
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Killer: Could you maybe just like... stab me... right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. 'Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.
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Nightmare: *Locks Dust in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Dust: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?
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Leef: Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason.
Leef: Omg me too!
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Killer: Tommorrow's garbage day.
Cross: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.
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Cross: Leef, you look deep in thought. What's wrong?
Leef: Did you know you can look at any object and know what it's like to lick it? Even if you've never touched it before?
Cross: I'm never asking you anything ever again.
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Killer: I have a plan.
Error: Good! As long as we aren't breaking the law again, I'm open to hearing it.
Killer: ...
Error: ...
Killer: I no longer have a plan.
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Dust: Twilight Sparkle was the main character because she represented the element of friendship—
Leef, tied up: PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN!
Dust: I'M NOT DONE!
Dust: And Rainbow Dash was the sporty girl—
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Killer: New year, new me.
Cross: Bitch, it's August.
Killer: Time is an illusion.
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