Gosh This is HORROR-ble (Reincarnated as Horrortale Sans)

Incorrect quotes pt 4

Dust: Why do I always try to tell people we're cool? We are so very uncool.

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Killer: Do you ever wonder why you're still single?
Leef, eating mayonnaise straight out of the jar with a spoon: Yeah... I mean, I'm perfect! Who wouldn't want to date me?
Dust, sighing: I can name a few people...

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Error: *very seriously* You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help.
Leef: I went to the park today.
Error: There you go! I hope you got something from that.
Leef: *opening their coat* This duck.

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Leef: Cronch.
Leef: You hear that? That's the sound of me eating sticks.
Cross: No, don't—
Leef: Too late.

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Killer: I'm serious! They're watching me! They've even got an agent following me! Don't you believe me?
Nightmare: Look, it's not that I don't believe you... It's that I don't believe you and I don't care.

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Error: Blue M&Ms are the best.
Killer: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?
Error: What about it? They are.
Killer: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!
Killer: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!
Error: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!
Leef: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.
Cross: I like the yellow ones.
Error and Killer: SHUT THE FUCK UP DUMBASS!

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Nightmare: Get in, loser, we're committing vehicular manslaughter!

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Cross: We are gathered here today because someone- *glares at Leef's coffin* -couldn't stay alive!

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Killer: I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates. Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit.
Nightmare: Killer, is that legal?
Killer: When the cops aren't around, anything's legal!

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Error, singing: I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need—
Nightmare: A family.
Killer: A better love life.
Cross: Mental stability.
Leef: *clueless* Bagels?

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*out grocery shopping*
Cross: *takes a free sample twice*
Cross: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

Dust: Leef, we're hungry!
Killer: Leef! What's for dinner?
Cross: We're hungry, Leef!
Leef, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*

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Killer: Why do you act like we're three year olds?
Nightmare, exasperated: WHY?!?
Nightmare points at Dust: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR!
Nightmare points at Killer: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!
Nightmare points at Leef: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!
Nightmare: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????

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Killer : Amazing! Dust, your just like Sherlock Homeless!
Dust: IT'S HOLMES!

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Error: I desire moisture.
Leef: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.

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Error: Killer has no idea I'm high.
Killer: You're high?
Error: Oh, I'm sorry.
Error, leaning over to Dust: Killer has no idea I'm high.

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*Killer is substitute teaching*
Student: What did you say?
Killer: I said, whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe!