27: Fighting a ******* ******* ******* ***** >:(

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Now that that's settled, you're walking up to your shared room, relatively satiated by the large meal... you just hungry for something else..

you shake the thought out of your head, not realizing you stopped in the middle of the hall you continue on your way

Until you hear someone stomping up behind you and you turn to face them, ew, it's Edge

"W..hat do you.. want emo"

"I want some peace and quiet. I should be able to walk through the halls without getting blinded by an ugly bastard."

Oh this fucker-

"Oh I'm s..orry," you say as if talking to baby, mocking him with a little pout "but I ca..n't get rid of th..e mirrors" you glare at him until you get interrupted by Honey.

"Now now boys, as much as I would love to see you get all down and dirty fighting, it's against the rules. But theres a lovely yard that's ripe for fights"

You scoff a bit, until you think about it, you really want to beat the crap out of him...

You pointedly spin on your heel and turn around, pushing past Edge and walking to the front door, if he follows you he follows you. If not... then fuck him

You pass by the living room and see Nightmare on an armchair reading a book. Killer and Dust are somewhere else so you simply plop Bubbles on the coffee table near Nightmare and keep walking

"Holy shit Leefy are you really gonna fight Edge?? Won't that like..."
Jay sighs and floats on after you, you keep your head up, you can hear Edge swearing about how you shouldn't turn your back to him, but you just ready yourself for an attack and keep walking

As you make your way outside you briefly glance around, it's in the middle of nowhere, woods surround it on all sides with a clearing around the house.

You strut over to the middle of the clearing and stare and Edge following Honey, Killer, Dust, and Stretch trailing after them.

Killer and Dust are messing around and shouting to you

"Hell yeah Leef!! Kick this fucker's ass!" Killer says, cupping is hands around his mouth to make his voice travel

"Yeah! You got this Leefy Branch! You're better than this guy!"

Gonna need to take him down quick, we don't know how well we can fair without a weapon, use our body weight to our advantage, use our claws, our teeth, doesn't matter if you fight dirty it's simply called winning.

As Edge walks up to you, looking like he is barely containing his anger, Stretch speaks up, while Honey gives a whistle and fans himself

"All right! Some ground rules! No weapons! Only magic and your physical body! No dusting the other! You stop when the other taps out. Or I'll have to interrupt. You start when I say Go."

You and Edge seem to be sizing the other up, apparently he doesn't feel any LV from you, so you could use that to your advantage. Get him to think you're weak, then pounce

(Pspspsp hey there's gonna be fighting <3 skip if you don't like that!)

"Three! Two! One! Go!" Stretch calls out, Edge immediately jumps in, summoning bone attacks from beneath you, causing you to jump.

Ok ok maybe this was a mistake, no going back now, suck it up and keep going, fake it till you make it, you've got this.

You launch yourself off the ground and attempt to tackle Edge, if you get close enough, his projectile bones will be hard to aim at you.

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