Gosh This is HORROR-ble (Reincarnated as Horrortale Sans)

Incorrect quotes pt 2

This goes without saying but this is not cannon to the story!!

Dust: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Cross : Several traffic violations.
Error: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Leef: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Killer: Also, that's not our car.

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Leef: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Nightmare, watching Dust screaming, Killer trying to set a sleeping Error on fire, and Cross choking on air: I don't know either.

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Dust: *closes a cabinet*
*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*
Nightmare: What was that?
Dust: The sound of someone else's problem.

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Nightmare: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
Killer: You left me, Cross, and Dust in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Nightmare: I did that on purpose, try again.

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Leef: What am I supposed to do?
Cross: If I were you? I'd try and make peace with whatever deity, pantheon, or Divine Other you believe in.
Leef: I'm an atheist.
Cross: Then just get ready to die I guess.

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Nightmare, working at McDonald's: Sorry sir, we don't serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem.

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Killer: When you've been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin.
Cross: Navy blue isn't your color.
Killer: Navy blue brings out my eyes you prick! *Chases after Cross *

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Nightmare: You either buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonalds.
Leef: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?
Nightmare : NO-

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Dust: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?
Nightmare: Why?
Dust: Cross fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.
Leef: Error doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

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*The squad has just arrived in a new city. Leef looks around at the wanted posters to see if they're on any of them.*
Cross: Leef, are you a criminal?
Leef: Not here, I'm not!

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Nightmare: And what did we learn, Killer?
Killer: Tackling someone isn't the correct response to being asked a simple question.

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Error: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

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Nightmare: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have?
Killer: Dorito's cool ranch.
Nightmare:
Nightmare: I'm just gonna assume zero for now.
Killer: I love that song.

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Nightmare, filling out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Killer: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Error: I personally was created in a lab.
Leef: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Nightmare: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living I strike fear into-
Dust: You sleep with a teddybear.
Nightmare: He's my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!