cw: mention of blades, dead animals, just Leef being a tad angry
you dont know how you should feel about this, a loud noise and then boom, Nightmare's aura but like times ten...
you pick up the pace a bit, speed walking to get to the house, you do so and bust the door open, apparently stepping into the middle of an argument
Blue, Ink, and Dream are here now, great. you werent exactly nice to them last ti- oh riggghttt these are the people you fight with Nightmare! cool! you don't have any weapons... you bet Killer has a knife that you could borrow.
Ink is shouting at Nightmare, blaming him for being here. You never liked strangers yelling at people you like
you look down at the skinned rabbit in your hands. youre not usually one to waste food but.... you can still eat it, youll just wash it
Ink lets out a yelp at the carcass slaps him in the face, effectively shutting him up.
you have a large grin on your face and you high five Killer proudly.
"You!!!" Ink points at you with his loud shout
"What ab..out me?" Blue seems to be holding back a laugh and Dream's smile gets a bit more real. Killer is giggling beside you and Nightmare, like always, is deadpan.
"You're the one Blue was talking about!!"
welp, its time to Gaslight, Gatekeep, and Girlboss. well.. minus the gatekeep, and you're always girlbossing 24/7.
"w..hat?" you say, slapping on a confused look
"yeah, you were the one in Ccino's café weren't you?"
"who's Cc..ino?" Blue stares at you a bit, squinting his eyes. You think about the most confusing scenario youve been in, just so the look on your face in believable.
you think about that time in the underground with Jay, when xe spontaneously decided to play tag, and xe jumped out behind a door to tag you, while you forgot what tag was.
Dream buts in before Ink speaks again
"are you sure?" Dream seem to be looking in your soul to determine if youre lying or not, you feel a twitch of amusement but smooth it down with more confusion.
"yeah... ive never seen you b..efore, well ive hear..d of y...-" Blue cuts you off before you can finish your last word.
"oh! im sorry, I just thought you were this person named Leef is all." your polite smile twitches a bit when you get cut off
"its o...k... j-"
"oh good! I thought you were going to be angry! You just have the same antlers as him is all. at least that means you aren't with Nightmare! now we can be friends!!"
great... he cut you off again. your smile falls and you share a look with Killer begging him for a knife. he goes to reach into his pocket for one but Dust stops him, inclining his head towards Nightmare, ugh he wouldnt want you fight this guy
you give a bored look to Dust, begging him to let you have the knife. and Nightmare sends a warning glare, you sigh and cross your arms, shifting your weight to your right foot.
Dream puts a hand on Blue's shoulder,
"well can someone explain where we are? especially with Nightmare's gang?"
Classic speaks up for the first time during this whole debacle, making you realize that the entire household is here and saw you gaslight the protector of the multiverse into thinking you weren't Leef. this is going great so far
"first off, you are in my au, my machine malfunctioned and no one has been able to teleport out, Nightmare also is here unfortunately." Classic mumbles the last part and you send him a glare
"Second off," he shoots the glare right back at you
"that is Leef. he was lying, there are some rules ill go over soon but we are going to be starting dinner soon." Classic continues, seeming to hold respect for these folks.
You pick up the rabbit from the floor as the skeletons disperse, Killer and Dust sticking around, intending to cook dinner, you groan thinking about doing all of the dishes.
you brush the dust off of the meat and blow on it a bit.
Blue seems to be vibrating talking to you.
"do you mind if i help cook dinner? i can make some of my famous tacos!"
you stare him down, turning to Killer, Dust, and Mars, silently asking them if they were ok with him. Mars herds the four of you into the kitchen.
you make a bee-line to the sink and wash the rabbit, inspecting it for any lasting dirt. it seems good enough that it wont get anyone with a weak stomach sick.
Jupiter wanders in the large room and smiles at you
"oh! wil.l you be hel.ping cook?" you shake your head at him drying your hands on a rag
"i... cant cook today... ill stick around to do d..ishes though." you say, handing your rabbit to Mars for him to deal with.
"ah! ok! we can sho.ut for you wh.en we nee.d you!"
you give Jupiter a thumbs up and you leave the kitchen, only to immediately get pounced on by Ink, metaphorically of course.
"So! Leef right?" you stare at him, feeling much more vulnerable without Killer and Dust by your side.
"y-"
"great! so as you probably know, im Ink, Protecter of the multiverse! im here to offer a place on the good side! so, i know you have no LV, but youre still on Nightmare's side."
you dead pan at Ink, does he actually think that you have no lv? this dumbass
"so im just telling you that he wont hurt you anymore! and im going to try my best to unbrainwash you!" Ink strikes a pose at the end of his little... declaration
"i hate to brea...k it to you bu...-" he cuts you off again what the hell is with these guys and not letting you finish speaking??
at least Edge was polite enough to let you finish speaking, he just was a bitch about how ling it took, but this fucking guy.. you should bust his teeth in
"its ok! its just me being nice, you know its kind of my job to protect innocent skeletons like you!"
"ok... well im n..-"
"Please, really dont thank me."
oh this fucking bitch you clench you fists and glare at Ink so so pissed off.
Dream steps up to the two of you and looks at Ink.
"ok Ink, i think he-" Dream places his hand on your shoulder, and that was the straw that broke the camel's back
fin
ooooo boy oh boy we got new people :33
Underfell: Red, Edge
Undertale: Classic, Nilla
Bad sans: Leef, (Jay), Nightmare, Killer, Dust, (phantom)
Underlust: Honey, Lavender
Horrortale: Mars, Jupiter
Star Sans: Ink, Dream, (also blue but hes in another category)
Underswap: Stretch, Blue
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