helluva boss/hazbin hotel fanfic-Devils lettuce

🎡LOO LOO LAND🎡

Y/N wakes up with May wrapping around his body. It looks like his body restored itself while in his sleep. Y/N looks down at May, admiring her peaceful face as she sleeps. As he tries to get out of May's bed, she tightens her grip.

May:[Yawns] Where are you going?

Y/N: oh, I need to get ready for work.

May: aww, can't you just call out? I wanted to spend my day off with you.

Y/N: trust me, I'd rather spend the day with you than my crazy fucked up boss. But if I'm not there loading clips before noon, he's gonna empty one in me.

May: what a fuckin' asshole! I don't know why you put up with that.

Y/N: well....if it wasn't for that asshole, I would have never found you, may.[wink]

May:[blushing].....And I couldn't be more thankful[kisses cheek]

Y/N: by the way, did you take advantage of me last night?

May:[blushing] I was hoping we could, but you were unconscious. So, I decided to wait when your ready to do it.

Y/N: thank you, may.

Y/N quickly showers to get dressed for the day. Now, Ready to take on the day, Y/N summons a portal to the imp office. Meanwhile, at the Goetia manor, we see Octavia starting her morning. She wakes up to the sound of her mother screaming at the top of her lungs. Stella was still pissed that her husband Stolas has cheated on her with an imp. Octavia quickly puts her earbuds in to drown out the noise with music. As she listens to her music, she can still hear objects being smashed in the background. She gets out of bed to make her way towards the kitchen. When she gets there, she can see Stella choking an imp servant while screaming at Stolas.

Stella: do you want to fuck this one, too?![throws Imp servant]

Stolas:...No, of course not!

Stella: you are a god danm, embarrassment! I'm not spending another moment looking at your PATHETIC IMP SUCKING FACE![leaves room]

Stolas[sighs].....[looks at Octavia]Good morning,
Octavia! Did you sleep well, my owlette?

Octavia: [sips coffee]Is that a serious question?

Stolas:: hmmm? What's that you're listening to?[opens fridge]

Octavia: This song is called "my world is burning down around me." It's by "fuck you, Dad." it's a band.

Stolas: [grabs zebra steak] Oh, how charming....[feeds plant]

Octavia: so, are you two done screaming for the day?[sips coffee]

Stolas:uhhhhm...[Stella screams]...you know I haven't done it in a long long time? I haven't taken you to your favorite place in all of hell. Why don't we go to Loo Loo land?

Octavia: I'm not five anymore.

Stolas: You were always so happy when I took you to Loo Loo Land. What do you say we go there again, have a day just the two of us?

Octavia: I'd rather kill myself.

Stolas: There we go! Anything but staying in this house. Now, I'll arrange our security.[picks up Hell Phone]

Octavia: security for a theme park?

Stolas: we are rich and hot, people want our money and our bodies.