Crymini: Marmon beats imp.
Husker: satin beats Marmon![throws card]
Angel: princess charlie beats satin[throws card]
Y/N: and queen Lilith can send Charlie to her room.[throws card]
We then see Y/N, Angel, Crymini, Husker, Niffty and Sir Pentious playing a card game around the coffee table in the Hotel lobby. The card pile sits in its center. It is daytime. Cut to each speaker in turn.
Crymini: I'm out.
angel: Me too.
Niffty: I wish to...go the fish? (Pull back; Crymini and Sit Pentious lean over to check her cards.)
angel: Uh, you want to fold, nifty.
Nifty: Fold? That is good? I am victorious?
Sir Pentious: I'm afraid not, dear.
Y/N: Sorry, nifty. [stands and reaches to sweep up the cards] I guess I'm just...invincible! (Husker reaches in and stops him.)
Husker: Ah, ah, ah. How can you be invincible if I've still got one card?[shows card]
Y/N: [smirk]The best opponents are always the last ones to defeat
Husker:come on, Y/N. You know you want to play me for it. One last round, winner take all.
Y/N: [determined]You're on, Husk, and you're going down!
He sits and picks up his cards, scrutinizing them as if he were playing five-card draw with his life savings in the pot. The two stare each other down for a few seconds before Y/N makes his play. The card he throws down shows a Hell twister, he leans back confidently in his chair.
Y/N: hell twister! Beat that!
Everyone: [all together]Ooooh!
Husker has his best poker face firmly established, but he breaks the stoicism with a casual shrug.
Husker: Well, okay.... Boom bitch![slams card on table]
Close-up of the pile. When he removes his hand, the card's face is reveals Lucifer holding an apple. Crymini Angel and Nifty gasp, their eyes popping even wider, and Y/N leans over the table.
Y/N: [shocked]Lucifer?!?
Sir Pentious: [his eyes shine and tear up] The one-in-a-million wild card that beats all others! [He wipes his eye.]Ohhh...it's too beautiful for words. [He leans back with a happy moan.]
Husker: [rakes in his cards]Who's invincible now, mortal? [laughs] And You think you can handle a battle with an overlord?!
Y/N is steaming at this super-trump play; little red flames shoot from his eyes. Crymini tries to console him.
Crymini: Be proud and cheerful, Y/N. You competed well.
Angel: Winning isn't everything.
Y/N: [calm]Yeah...it's just the only thing that matters. [pounds fist on the table]I want a rematch!
Husker: Um...I don't know how to tell you this, man, but...you're outta cards.
Y/N: Angel, gimme your cards.
Angel: (shows his hands empty) Uh...
There is a sudden white flash; when it clears, Y/N and Angel have vanished entirely.
Husker: Huh?
Sir pentious: where did they....
Another flash appears, and Husk and Sir Pentious also disappear. Crymini and Niffy are still in their seats and very puzzled.
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helluva boss/hazbin hotel fanfic-Devils lettuce
FanfictionA young mortal man is cursed by an ancient Grimoire, trapped in the suffering inferno known as hell. He must find the missing pages to return home before he loses his humanity. Along the way, he'll discover the truth of who he truly is in the univer...
