helluva boss/hazbin hotel fanfic-Devils lettuce

😇OVERTURE😇

We see Y/N studying the grimoire to understand everything about the pride page. He learned a lot about the pride ring and the cities that lie in it. He learned about the porn district run by one of the three Vees.  A town inhabited by cannibals led by an overlord named Rosie. Y/N knew there was a lot to face outside the front doors of this hotel. Suddenly, Y/N hears a knock coming from his door. Y/N opens the door to reveal vaggie.

Y/N: wassup, vaggie?

Vaggie: Alastor has a new commercial for the hotel and he wants to show everyone it down in the lobby.

Y/N: Where is Charlie?

Vaggie: I'm on my way to see her, right now. Do you wanna come?

Y/N: Sure.

Vaggie and Y/N make their way towards Charlie's room. When they finally get there, they can see Charlie reading an old book while holding a hotel key.

Vaggie: Charlie?

Charlie: Aug! Oh, shit. Did you guys hear all that?

Y/N: uh...yeah, we standing right there.

Charlie: Sorry. I get pretty worked up after an extermination happens.[looks down at the book] This story helps.

Vaggie:[chuckles] I know. Don't worry, I enjoy your theatrics.

Y/N: Are you okay, Charlie?

Charlie: I'm fine, just...thinking about family stuff.

Vaggie: did you hear from your mom yet?

Charlie:[depressed] no.

Vaggie: oof, how long has it been now?

Charlie: Not that long...only...seven years...OFF doing something important, I'm sure. But this kingdom was something she cared about. Something I care about.

Vaggie: well, at least you aren't alone.

Charlie: I just hope what I'm trying to do here will work.

Y/N: it will. I have faith in you.

Charlie:[blushing] Thank you, Y/N.

Y/N: All alright, come on. Alastor says he has a new hotel commercial to show us.

Y/N leaves the room with Charlie and vaggie following him behind. When they arrive at the hotel lobby, Y/N can see Alastor with his creepy razor-sharp smile standing next to the old television set. Angel is lying down on a couch while Husk and Nitffy are at the bar. Y/N sits next to Charlie and vaggie as they watch Alastor's terrible hotel ad. The commercial made the hotel look like an absolute joke. It was just Alastor trolling his place of residency. When the commercial comes to an end, Alastor looks at them with a wide smile while turning off the TV.

Alastor: So, What'd ya think?

Vaggie: I'm sorry, what the Fuck was that?

Charlie: uh, yeah, one note...

Y/N: ...possibly several...

Charlie: Alastor, I mean...First off, thank you so much for making this seriously amazing, but um...maybe the tone is a bit...off. We want people to want to come here, this makes it look..umm...

Y/N: BAD...the word you're looking for is bad.

Alastor: Funny, I was going for hilarious!

Y/N: are you serious?! It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save sinners from extermination, which is the whole fucking point.