We cut to Y/N waking up from a nap. He starts to remember escaping from the cult of Buer and his father with the cherubs. Y/N takes in his surroundings to see he is naked with Verosika and her crew around him. He tries to get up, but the girls cling to him to stop him from getting away.
Verosika: where are you going?
Y/N: I need to go and teach Blitzo a lesson from almost causing the apocalypse.
Kiki: Aww, I want to stay like this for a little while longer.
Coco/apple: please, stay with us, Y/N!
Y/N:[stands up] Don't worry, girls. I promise we'll catch up later.
Y/N gets dressed and leaves the studio to go across the hall to I.M.P. Meanwhile, we cut back to the girls in the studio having fantasies about Y/N.
Kiki: I don't know which version of him is better, the original or his Lust counterpart?
Milky: I'd prefer the original!
Apple:[looks at Coco] Babe, we should invite him to dinner tonight.
Coco:[looks at apple] definitely, apple. Maybe he'll cook for us.
Texi: Queen bee won't believe the night I had with him.
Verosika: let me make this clear, girls. He's mine and you're all going to need permission from me to have your turn with him.
Kiki/Texi/Milky/apple/Coco: BOO!
We can see Y/N entering the I.M.P office to see Moxxie, and Millie wearing winter coats. He starts to wonder why they were all bundled up.
Y/N: why are you guys wearing winter coats?
Millie: we have a target in the Antarctic.
Y/N: Antarctic? Who the hell would ....Never mind. Where's Blitzo?!
Blitzo: The O is silent Mother-[looks at Y/N] Oh, you came back to finally apologize, Huh?
Y/N: no! I'm here to kick in that thick skull you call a head!
Millie: wow, Y/N[holds Y/N back] what's the problem?
Y/N:[points at Blitzo] That dumbass thought it was a good idea to show his face to dhorks, which caused my father to track me down. After he ditched me on earth, I got caught by the cult that ruined my life and almost ended the world.
Blitzo: save the story for someone who cares! M and M, let's go and ice a bitch in the Antarctic.
Y/N: Hold it[grabs Blitzo] we're not done here!
Blitzo:[thinks of an idea] Loona, stop flashing Y/N!
Y/N quickly turns his head from Blitzo to look at Loona. Suddenly, Blitzo headbutts Y/N in the balls causing him to lose his grip. With Blitzo free, he summons a portal to Earth.
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helluva boss/hazbin hotel fanfic-Devils lettuce
FanfictionA young mortal man is cursed by an ancient Grimoire, trapped in the suffering inferno known as hell. He must find the missing pages to return home before he loses his humanity. Along the way, he'll discover the truth of who he truly is in the univer...