helluva boss/hazbin hotel fanfic-Devils lettuce

🐴HARVEST MOON FESTIVAL🐴

We cut to Y/N getting ready to jump off the roof of the hotel on his skateboard while Crymini records it from the front yard. While looking down from the roof, Y/N can notice the I.M.P. Van at the hotel. He quickly summons a portal from the roof to the front entrance. As soon Loona sees him, she immediately rushes out of the van to yell at him.

Loona: Y/N, I told you to stop being an idiot!

Crymini: excuse me, who the fuck do you think you are? Picking on Y/N like he's your property!

Loona: I wasn't talking to you, you wanna-be hell hound bitch!

Crymini: what did you just fucking call me?!

Y/N:HEY![holds back crymini] let's all calm down.

Crymini: I'm calm! I just don't like how this heartless hound is treating you. Who is she anyway?!

Y/N: Mini, this is Loona. The Co-worker who saved me in Florida.

Crymini:[mind] oh crap, she's hot!

Y/N: what are you guys doing here? I thought work was closed because blitz had to get his daily bird dick.

Blitzo: [pissed] Watch what you say, you mortal bitch!

Loona: Blitz got an invite from Stolas to attend the annual harvest moon festival and we came to get you.

Y/N: why am I invited?

Loona: Stolas requested that you attend the festival since it's in the wrath ring.

Y/N: wrath? Oh, hell ya! I can finally look for the wrath page. Let's go

As Y/N walks to the van, Crymini grabs him from behind. She pulls him into a tight hug while she gives him a love bite on his neck. Loona watches this while growling with jealousy. Loona grabs Y/N to throw him in the back of the van. With everyone in the van, Blitzo heads straight to the wrath ring.
After an hour of driving, they finally make it to wrath. They pull up to Millie's childhood home the Rough n' Tumbleweed Ranch.

Millie: Mama! Daddy!

Millie gets out of the van and happily runs toward her parents. Her father hugs her and spins her around before placing her down.

Joe: Yeeeee-hawwww! How's my deadly little pumpkin spice doing?

Millie: I'm good, Pa! Thanks for lettin' us stay here for the harvest jamboree.

Lin: It's no trouble. We know you aren't making as much anymore since y'all went "freelance".

Millie: Freelance pays fine, Ma! We're doin' fiiiiine! [serious] It's fine.

Millie walks over to Moxxie, who is struggling to carry luggage.Millie shoves a nervous Moxxie in front of her parents. They stare at him in disapproval.

Millie: Anyway, y'all remember my husband Moxxie?

Joe: Hmph.

Moxxie: Greetings, Lin! Joe! How have you been, uh, with all the... flaming twisters and stuff around here?

Joe: We lost our old farm hand to one of them terrors last week.

Moxxie: [laughs nervously]Oh, crumbs. My bad! I am so sorry. I- I didn't mean to open that wound... sir.

Blitzo: Hey, watch it! I'm the "sir" here, bucko!

Millie: Oh yeah! Y'all haven't met my boss Blitzo! And his hellhound!

Loona: I'm not just his hellhound.

Blitzo: Yeah, she's my daughter! [pulls Loona to his side]

Loona: Only on paper. [pulls out Hell phone] Y'all don't deserve to know my name.