helluva boss/hazbin hotel fanfic-Devils lettuce

🎧LIVING WITH MAYDAY🎧

We cut to Y/N driving his van through the Lust ring. Beur is in the backseat questioning Y/N's destination.

Buer: Y/N, why have we come to the Lust ring?! We already have the sin page of lust!

Y/N: I know, Buer! We came to Lust to meet up with someone for a moment. We'll get back to our quest when we're done.

Buer: ugh, you're killing me here mortal!

Y/N: hey! I got tortured by Satan to get back the Wrath page. That's also the reason why you're bigger than a lion cub. So, be grateful to your only friend in this Shit hole known as hell!

Buer:[sigh] you know, you don't have to yell.

Y/N drives to the sex toy factory owned by Asmodeus. Y/N goes inside while Buer waits in the van. As Y/N makes his way to the
counter, he looks to see a busty Succubus with glasses. She doesn't notice him since she was working on her manicure.

Y/N: excuse me, I'm here to see if Asmodeus is available?

Secretary Succubus:[ignoring] He's in a meeting![looks at Y/N] But, you can stay until he's available. Are you-

Y/N: Yes![removes hood] please, don't say anything about my presence here.[puts hood on] I don't want to be raped by a gang bang.

Secretary Succubus:[flirting] well, I could always take you to a private spot in the back. If you want?

Y/N:[blushing] well, I mean-

Suddenly, the phone next to the Secretary succubus rings. She answers it to reveals Asmodeus on the other end.

Asmodeus: listen, I need you to make an order for fifty cases of lube.

Secretary Succubus: Yes, sir. By the way, you have a special visitor waiting downstairs.

Asmodeus: who is it?

Secretary Succubus: it's the mortal of hell.

Asmodeus: really?! Sure, send him up immediately.

Secretary Succubus: right away.[ends call] He'll see you now. You can take the elevator to his office.

Y/N: thanks.[walks off]

Secretary Succubus: my offer still stands!

Y/N: I know, beautiful.

Y/N gets in the elevator to press the penthouse floor. When the doors open, Y/N walks inside to see Asmodeus.

Asmodeus: ahh, Y/N! How you been my mortal man?

Y/N: I'm good, Ozzy. Listen, is fizz here?

Asmodeus: yes, he's in the kitchen. Fizzy frog! We have a visitor.

Fizz comes out of the kitchen while holding a unicycle.

Fizz: babe, I'm working on my new act. What is it?

Asmodeus: we have a visitor.[points at Y/N]

Fizz: kid?! What are you doing here?

Y/N: [summons hemp tea] I came because I wanted to talk to about something important[sits down] please, join me for a cup.

Asmodeus and Fizz sit in front of Y/N to share a cup of tea. Y/N starts to tell them his current situation of how he faced Satin in wrath. Both of them were surprised to know Y/N got away from him in one piece.

Asmodeus: Danm, mortal babe. You're lucky to have survived the wrath of Satin. I'm surprised you're still standing and breathing.

Y/N: if Lucifer didn't save me at the last minute, I'd probably be dead....or worse.