Craigs gang makes a group chat

The Devastating Breakup of Tolkien and Nichole

Craig: guys scientists just discovered the oldest black hole, it's 13.2 billion years old. that's pretty cool.

Jimmy: tolkien has a black hole that's older than that

Tolkien: i'm sure clyde's is even darker than mine with how much he shits

Jimmy: you saying he doesn't wipe?

Tolkien: no im saying that shits probably stained

Craig: is rather let maggots and worms eat the rim of my asshole than have my shit be able to change its color

Clyde: it's all those frozen blueberries i eat yall i can't get away from it

Jimmy: bro just confirmed it

Clyde: yk how they stain ur fingers when u eat them? well they do the same to my ass

Craig: ur ass is blue? nice

Clyde: no it's dark black because of the tar

Craig: if i had a blue asshole i would be soooo happy

Tweek: babe i can bruise ur asshole for u so it's blue <3

Tolkien: yo what?

Jimmy: thas crazy

Craig: like you'll punch it?

Tweek: yesss <3

Clyde: that mfs gonna fist you craig don't fall for it

Jimmy: no lubricants just fry

Tolkien: HAHAHA craig might like the friction

Craig: yall that's so nasty

Tolkien: u cannot be talking when u and clyde laugh about his ass tar

Clyde: ok but you know that shit would make bank

Jimmy: and ur ass is still broke

Craig: clyde u better start saving up like how butters did with his cum in 4th grade

Tolkien: HELL NAW

Jimmy: i remember it tasting kinda like chicken and marshmallows? a little salty, but like table salt.

Tweek: there is no way u can remember the exact flavor

Craig: fr and the way that's the most unhinged flavor combination

Tolkien: y'all are so outta pocket

Craig: so is Clyde's money cuz of his broke ass

Jimmy: u think he'd pay for botox if he had any

Craig: nah the bitch would be buying robux with it

Tweek's: that's crazy

Clyde: it's almost october im tryna get headless

Tolkien: it's november??

Tweek: yeah and headless is a big butt fucking waste of money

Craig: ur a waste of money

Tweek: i'm telling u a dollar for a soda isn't a waste of money

Clyde: at least it's something other than caffeine

Craig: coke literally has caffeine in it

Tolkien: if you're in a sped class and you're late is it okay for the teacher to call you tardy?

Jimmy: where do u come up with this shit

Tolkien: just a thought

Tweek: as long as it's someone like craig it's okay to call him tardy cause he has no extra chromosomes