Craigs gang makes a group chat

The Extermination Of Tweak Bro's

Tweek: OH MY GOD!!! OH NOOOOOO!!!!!!

Craig: look at what you did, clyde. this is what happens when you use a bathroom that hasn't updated its pipe system since 1500 BCE

Clyde: hey, my mom told me to use a bucket and some sawdust, but i just couldn't wrap my finger around it

Tolkien: well, now tweek's coffee doesn't only taste like shit, but it has become one with the previously mentioned substance.

Clyde: guys it doesn't seem like it's that much of a problem, i didn't expect this one to be so bad

Jimmy: i mean, our town isn't flooding? so that must be a good sign

Tweek: NO IT FUCKING ISNT!!! WHAT ARE TOY TALKING ABOUT!?!!?!?! I CANT HWVEN THINK TIGJT NEWO!?'vnvnvnvmmskendjksnwmf

Craig: calm down babe, i still love you

Tweek: YOU THINK IM THINKING SBOUT THST RIGHT NOW?!!??! NO!' MY FAMILY ID TGONNA GO INTO MAJOR DEBT!!!! AHHHH IM GONNA DIE DUE TO BECOMING HOEMLESS

Clyde: south park has a homeless shelter only 8 miles away from school

Tweek: AHHHHH

Tolkien: you're advertising a homeless shelter like you're a realtor or something

Craig: he couldn't even become a realtor, maybe clyde's future job should be a plumber. it seems fitting...

Clyde: guys all we have to do is clean up the mess!

Jimmy: clyde are u retarded

Clyde: no?

Jimmy: they closed off that entire block of south park just to take care of what u caused

Craig: yeah, it's like the first groupchat special all over again, just not as bad

Tolkien: i've had enough fun this summer guys

Tweek: EVERYTHING IS GONNEEEEEE URUIN IT ALL CKYDE U STUPID PIECENOF SHIT'n!!!!

Clyde: woah.. 😭

Tolkien: oh nah tweek's out for blood

Jimmy: it's a thursday tho, craig he's just pent up

Craig: i'm NOT going near that, too much mental capacity for my neurodivergent brain to handle

Tolkien: your mental capacity is full of the alien movies and star trek series.. i'm sure you'll be fine

Craig: as i said, i'm neurodivergent, i can only handle my special interests slightly without exploding

Jimmy: that seems to be what clyde did to tweak bros public restroom

Tweek: I CANT BELIEVE JTJTT AHHHHHH

Jimmy: guys, guys.. there has to be something we can do

Tweek: WE CANT DO ANYTHING!! ITS OVER!!!

Jimmy: not to tweak bros, fuck that place tbh. i'm talking about clyde

Clyde: what about me

Tolkien: we wanna change you for the better man

Craig: the massive shitting is only funny when it doesn't interfere with my daily life; and my boyfriends

Tweek: thanks for not neglecting me and bringing me up... :) it means a lot. <3

Craig: oh, i'm just horny and haven't jacked off. we'll facetime later to take care of that

Jimmy: okay guys but what if we tried to fix clyde's ass powers

Clyde: do i want these powers taken away from me? what if they come in handy.. it's a blessing!

Tolkien: yeah okay clyde

Craig: it's not a blessing it's a curse

Jimmy: yeah what are u retarded

Clyde: no

Jimmy: then listen, fellas...

Jimmy: we try out some products, you all know of that diabetes shot that our moms are using to become skinny?

Craig: my mom actually became the leader of her group somehow

Clyde: maybe leading just runs in ur family, ur the leader of our friend group

Craig: i don't feel like a leader and i don't wanna be, too much mental capacity. people just say i am

Clyde: heheh ur so dumb!!!

Tweek: was that h trying to flirt with MY boyfriend?? EVERYTGINFS BEING TAKEN AWAY FRKM MEEE!!!!

Craig: woah, at least buy me a drink first

Jimmy: what if we put clyde in a gas chamber

Tolkien: okay what the fuck

Clyde: i'm not up for this one guys

Craig: jimmy are u the next hitler like actually

Clyde: kyle's ancestors did not die for this man

Jimmy: okay well does anyone else have an idea

Tweek: i do. yeah... we can fucking get this bitch to lay off the GOD DAMN white monster..

Tolkien: "that'll teach em!" ahh response

Craig: babe are you talking about the energy drink or urself?

Tweek: AIM TALKING SBOUT CLYDE!!!!!!

Jimmy: how about we give him some flintstone gummies, and see what happens

Craig: how about we give him some flint and steel and see what happens

Tweek: IM GONNA DIEE!! IM GONNA BE IN DEBT!!!

Tolkien: yall tweek's at 1 hp rn he should be checked out

Craig: i check him out everyday already his bitchass don't need no doctor

Tolkien: craig, i mean by a therapist

Craig: doctor, doctor... same field. it's just two sides of the same coin

Clyde: what about a physiatrist

Craig: now that's just like saying firefly instead of lightning bug

Jimmy: do u guys think that the people boycotting starbucks would appreciate if i became the next hitler

Tolkien: maybe

Craig: i'm boycotting starbucks

Clyde: bitch you've never even had starbucks

Craig: i know, i've been right all along

Jimmy: we've all been drinking tweek's shitty coffee

Tweek: it's my parents only source of income... OH GOD

Craig: honey it's ok, u can just live with me...not ur parents tho they can figure it out

Tweek: what if ur parents don't allow me because we have gay sex a lot

Clyde: i think they'll just have to deal with it

Craig: just be cute and funny and they'll let us

Jimmy: guys i have a perfect idea on how to finally fix clyde's asshole

Tolkien: it's gonna be something racist

Craig: something homophobic

Clyde: is it something sexist

Tweek: shit it might even be ableist

Jimmy: just give me some space, and i'll have it all figured out

Clyde: was that enough for u bitch