Clyde: Dude, Pc Principal wasn't joking about hanging up Craig and Tweek sexual awakening posters
Tolkien: Seriously?
Clyde: Yeah, dude, they're all hung around the school halls. and on the poster board.
Jimmy: are they having like intense sigma sex on it?
Clyde: i mean, they might as well be
Tolkien: i kinda wonder if they actually fucked yesterday
Jimmy: not gonna lie they probably didn't, given that they're autistic virgins
Clyde: aren't they not virgins anymore tho? i mean, they did have oral sex... which is sex
Tolkien: they're always gonna be virgins
Jimmy: they aren't fucking till there's penetration can't change my mind
Clyde: well then what do lesbians do
Jimmy: i wish i was a lesbian and in a lesbian relationship, i wish lesbians were real
Tolkien: lesbians are different, they don't need penetration because there's no option for it.. other than strap ons i guess
Jimmy: hold on, clyde i wanna see that poster board real quick
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Tolkien: holy shit there's a lot on there
Clyde: a lot of episode and fanfiction references
Tolkien: what?
Jimmy: hey, there's my poster!!
Clyde:.. the white supremacist one?
Tolkien: of COURSE.
Clyde: half the posters aren't even spelt right
Craig: oh like you get to judge, clyde you can barely spell ur own name
Clyde: at least i can read and i'm not fuckjg dislexic
Craig: at least i can spell dyslexic
Jimmy: are we not gonna ask about yesterday?
Tolkien: yeah let's cut to the chase. who was the bottom bitch?
Craig: guys... this is reaaalllyyy private information!! i mean it would be just.. SO embarrassing for tweek if i told you
Clyde: WOW, TWEEK BOTTOMED?
Craig: well we kinda didn't go the full way cuz um we didn't rlly know how.. Tweek's not at school rn tho he's staying home out of embarrassment
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Craigs gang makes a group chat
FanfictionA group chat texting fic, I decided to spit some jokes straight out of my ass and shove them all into this mess I had created. Enjoy reading, or don't, this has a concerning amount of graphic fart jokes for some reason. warning: that was the warning...
