Craigs gang makes a group chat

EVIL group chat

Craig: hello everyone and welcome to the EVIL group chat

Tolkien: dude, we can not keep doing this

Tweek: i really wanted it to be freaky group chat

Clyde: welcome to EVIL group chat

Jimmy: freaky group chat is for next season

Craig: heh... this group chat is EVIL now and we send EVIL REELS to our friends on EVILGRAM

Clyde: welcome to EVIL instagram where we send EVIL REELS to all of our ENEMIES

Tweek: they evil now nah what's goin on mf

Tolkien: dude, it's been like a month of not messaging in this group chat and now they're doing this shit

Jimmy: i actually don't think i can take it anymore

Tweek: neither can tolkien with all the racist shit you've said to him

Jimmy: yeah, and neither can his stomach deal with all that watermelon lube either

Tolkien: dude, it's been so long.

EVIL Craig: jimmy have u ever wondered why your forehead is so big it has its own zipcode

EVIL Clyde: just shave off all your hair and wax it, then nobody will know your long lost cousin is megaminds autistic doppelgänger

Tolkien:... did they fucking change their names

Tweek: why haven't i broken up with him

Jimmy: clyde have u ever wondered why you were built like a deep breath

EVIL Craig: jimmy have u ever wondered why u can't take a deep breath

EVIL Clyde: i know why, it's because his lungs are also crippled

Tweek: crippled lungs is crazy

Tolkien: crippled lungs is just death

EVIL Clyde: wouldn't a crippled brain be down syndrome?

Tolkien: a crippled brain is probably NOT down syndrome and a crippled chromosome is

EVIL Clyde: aha. jimmy you and he crippled chromosomes

Jimmy: i can't tolerate this, i can't even take u seriously when u and craig changed ur names to evil

EVIL Craig: well we're EVIL now so

Tweek: what made u evil

EVIL Clyde: we say bad morning to the teacher

EVIL Craig: we say bad night instead of good night

EVIL Clyde: we go to badwill instead of goodwill

EVIL Craig: we say badbye instead of goodbye

EVIL Clyde: we say how could you instead of congratulations when a woman gets pregnnate

Jimmy: boys, boys.. violence is never the answer

EVIL Craig: that's right, it's always the solution

Tweek: i mean never say never am i right

Tolkien: i don't know there's definitely times when we need to say never like idk like never rape someone idk

Jimmy: never say never just like tweek said

Tweek: i take it all back now