Clyde: "give me some space" jimmy said. "i'll have it figured out." he said.
Tolkien: didn't know a disabled kid could transform from a racist to a rocket scientist
Jimmy: don't worry fellas, i'm still both.
Craig: oh, yeah. i'm super sure tolkien was concerned whether you would still flame him or not.
Jimmy: token is already burnt enough he dont need no more heat
Tweek: rocket scientist, yet still somehow fails to acquire at least some sort of grammar skills
Jimmy: never said i BUILT the spaceship, i stole it
Craig: my brother in christ that is a federal crime
Tolkien: that's more than federal, that is an entire "bring the entire world to peace just to fight you" crime
Jimmy: hey, you guys told me not to use any gas chambers so i did this
Clyde: kidnap us as we're sleeping and place us all into a spaceship?
Tolkien: yeah and may i add that we're literally in space right now
Tweek: i had a panic attack to get craig's attention, but he ignored me just to stare out the window.
Clyde: oh yeah i'm sure his minds exploding
Tolkien: its too much "mental capacity"
Craig: i'm fucking blowing my shit right now
Clyde: me too man, me too.
Jimmy: clyde if u even think about taking a shit on this damn ship
Clyde: dude i'll just hold it in okay?
Tolkien: well, now that the reality has settled in, what do we do and who's controlling this thing
Jimmy: the mexican worker i hired, he knows everything
Craig: did you hire him, or did you enslave him?
Jimmy: as you said yesterday, it's just two sides of the same coin
Tweek: babes that's two sides of the same cell block
you'll find yourself in when we get back to earthCraig: bitch no, the aliens are gonna find him first and bring his ass to space jail
Clyde: is the cell spacious?
Tolkien: clyde u ain't funny
Clyde: ok.. damn
Jimmy: look, i was thinking all of yesterday once i stopped typing in that groupchat
Craig: oh, were you now?
Jimmy: uh yuh
Craig: got it, wasn't sure if you were
Jimmy: okay, well, i have a plan, and i know what i'll be doing to once and for all help clyde's condition
Tweek: what if we kill him
Clyde: WHAT!?!?!?!?
Tolkien: let's do a vote
Craig: no no you guys stay AWAY from my best friend
Clyde: yeah!!
Tweek: we could do a tier list on all the things we like and hate about clyde then let that decide itself
Craig: i hate more about clyde than i like, but that doesn't mean he has to leave this earth without a legacy.
Clyde: well, physically, mentally, and nonhypothetically speaking.. ive already left that planet a few hours ago
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Craigs gang makes a group chat
FanfictionA group chat texting fic, I decided to spit some jokes straight out of my ass and shove them all into this mess I had created. Enjoy reading, or don't, this has a concerning amount of graphic fart jokes for some reason. warning: that was the warning...