Ladies And Gentlemen, The Gang's Floating In Space.

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Clyde: "give me some space" jimmy said. "i'll have it figured out." he said.

Tolkien: didn't know a disabled kid could transform from a racist to a rocket scientist

Jimmy: don't worry fellas, i'm still both.

Craig: oh, yeah. i'm super sure tolkien was concerned whether you would still flame him or not.

Jimmy: token is already burnt enough he dont need no more heat

Tweek: rocket scientist, yet still somehow fails to acquire at least some sort of grammar skills

Jimmy: never said i BUILT the spaceship, i stole it

Craig: my brother in christ that is a federal crime

Tolkien: that's more than federal, that is an entire "bring the entire world to peace just to fight you" crime

Jimmy: hey, you guys told me not to use any gas chambers so i did this

Clyde: kidnap us as we're sleeping and place us all into a spaceship?

Tolkien: yeah and may i add that we're literally in space right now

Tweek: i had a panic attack to get craig's attention, but he ignored me just to stare out the window.

Clyde: oh yeah i'm sure his minds exploding

Tolkien: its too much "mental capacity"

Craig: i'm fucking blowing my shit right now

Clyde: me too man, me too.

Jimmy: clyde if u even think about taking a shit on this damn ship

Clyde: dude i'll just hold it in okay?

Tolkien: well, now that the reality has settled in, what do we do and who's controlling this thing

Jimmy: the mexican worker i hired, he knows everything

Craig: did you hire him, or did you enslave him?

Jimmy: as you said yesterday, it's just two sides of the same coin

Tweek: babes that's two sides of the same cell block
you'll find yourself in when we get back to earth

Craig: bitch no, the aliens are gonna find him first and bring his ass to space jail

Clyde: is the cell spacious?

Tolkien: clyde u ain't funny

Clyde: ok.. damn

Jimmy: look, i was thinking all of yesterday once i stopped typing in that groupchat

Craig: oh, were you now?

Jimmy: uh yuh

Craig: got it, wasn't sure if you were

Jimmy: okay, well, i have a plan, and i know what i'll be doing to once and for all help clyde's condition

Tweek: what if we kill him

Clyde: WHAT!?!?!?!?

Tolkien: let's do a vote

Craig: no no you guys stay AWAY from my best friend

Clyde: yeah!!

Tweek: we could do a tier list on all the things we like and hate about clyde then let that decide itself

Craig: i hate more about clyde than i like, but that doesn't mean he has to leave this earth without a legacy.

Clyde: well, physically, mentally, and nonhypothetically speaking.. ive already left that planet a few hours ago

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