Craigs gang makes a group chat

The Boys Got Nebraska Tegridy

Craig: i'm kind of feeling like this summers been boring so far

Clyde: you know what you're so right

Tolkien: well, we've been doing nothing but walk around our boring ass town with ice cream in our hands yapping

Clyde: yeah i think ive gained like 5 pounds then lost it with the way life's been going

Jimmy: let's keep you walking and refrain you from eating ice cream, we don't need anymore earthquakes every time you burp clyde

Clyde: look man it doesn't even happen that often

Craig: guys i'm serious

Tweek: yeah guys!!!

Tolkien: average bottom follower tf

Craig: we've gotta do something different, something awesome, this summer has to compete with last summer

Jimmy: nothing can top that dude, i'm sorry but filling up an entire public fountain with bubble bath is hilarious

Clyde: yeah so is filling the soda tap at seven eleven with miniature orbeez

Tweek: i've got an idea

Tolkien: this is gonna be the shittiest shit i've heard all week

Tweek: we could get high, off our asses, and then walk around town eating ice cream... but we're high.

Craig: i've never been high before

Tolkien: neither have i

Clyde: do any of us have any weed

Craig: kenny does, but i don't want to be in 3 miles of that man

Tweek: why's kenny always gotta be the weed dispensary in fanfictions

Jimmy: what if this mf talking about

Tolkien: ong

Tweek: oh never mind i think

Craig: i just hate kenny so much, his teeth are worse than mine

Clyde: well it's because yours are just crooked, he's missing like 5

Craig: that bitch could eat an apple through a tennis racket

Jimmy: if someone's dick was small enough, would he even have to fully open his mouth for it to stick through the gaping holes of his missing teeth?

Tolkien: did your bitchass strategically think that through

Tweek: mf envisioned it and EVERYTHING

Clyde: that's just gayer than craig and tweek having sex

Craig: well, who's the one asking for weed

Clyde: i'll do it if i get free wingstop

Craig: i'm not that much of a fiend

Jimmy: wait guys, i can't have weed, im in nebraska

Craig: what the FUCK is nebraska?

Tweek: is it like antarctica?

Clyde: so like instead of idaho where there's potato people, nebraska has snow people ?

Tolkien: look nebraska isn't even a real state guys

Jimmy: no, outside is literally just like grass and stuff.. with cows..

Tolkien: wow.

Craig: a fucking minecraft biome

Tweek: is there like a singular house in the middle

Clyde: there's a middle to nebraska?

Tweek: if so do the houses have wheels