Craig: dude, kenny is flirting with butters and butters just punched him in the face
Tweek: sorry but why is butters doing a full 360 isn't he supposed to be all innocent and cute
Clyde: judging by craig's fatal injuries and the 5 dead kids we lost due to the shooting, butters has gone full on professor chaos
Jimmy: man, fuck professor chaos that shits corny
Craig: what? i love professor chaos, he almost murdered me
Tolkien: why the hell is kenny flirting with butters
Craig: i don't know
Clyde: it's kenny, he's a whore and we shouldn't be surprised
Jimmy: he sucked mr mackeys dick one time right?
Tweek: no he sucked our gym teachers dick when we were in 7th grade. then the man was arrested for being a pedophile
Tolkien: he had it coming tho
Craig: yeah it was coming alright
Tolkien: i'm gonna touch u
Tweek: hey that's MY kitten not urs
Craig: hold on no it's the other way around u dumb fuck
Tweek: what do you mean, you're my kitten... and i protect you
Craig: no no fuck, it doesn't go that way it can't please please
Clyde: craig's having a conniption rn
Craig: so help me god plsease
Jimmy: okay but backtrack.. what the hells up with kenny being a whore for butters
Tweek: it's kenny he will be a whore for anyone
Clyde: yeah even our 7th grade gym teacher
Tweek: he didn't even get a better grade either that shit was still an F
Craig: you're telling me kenny tried to suck our gym teachers dick with thrush all over it and didn't even get a C
Tolkien: i mean.. he got a d...
Clyde: is this tolkien trying to make an attempt at a dirty joke
Craig: tolkien, it's weird coming out of your mouth
Jimmy: try and make it come out of ur ass next, i mean that's where the watermelon lubes supposed to go anyway
Tolkien: sorry i thought we left that subject alone a long time ago
Craig: sorry there's just some subjects that we need to stick to, like bebes minty cookie dough tampons
Tweek: why do u have such an obsession with bebe and her cookie tampons
Craig: ah-tah
Clyde: i think it's because he secretly wants to try some out for himself
Craig: yeah but i'm dryer than a spoonful of cinnamon in someone's mouth
Jimmy: uhh
Clyde: craig you should've just went with the traditional sahara desert line
Craig: i know but i wanted to try and be different
Tweek: don't, join the hivemind
Tolkien: i say neither of those
Jimmy: well good for u nobody cares
Clyde: fr literally nobody even gives a shit
Tolkien: okay well jesus christ u guys
Craig: guys, i just had an insane flashback to 5th grade.
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Craigs gang makes a group chat
FanfictionA group chat texting fic, I decided to spit some jokes straight out of my ass and shove them all into this mess I had created. Enjoy reading, or don't, this has a concerning amount of graphic fart jokes for some reason. warning: that was the warning...