Craigs gang makes a group chat

Straight Dudes Are Closet Homies

Craig: kenny is such a straggot

Clyde: what's a straggot

Tolkien: just use the urban dictionary clyde

Jimmy: how come clyde doesn't know what a straggot is he's always using some new kind of lingo

Tweek: wendy just invited me to her sleepovers with the girls

Craig: why not me?

Clyde: probably because tweek's more cuter and more girly pop than u

Tolkien: yeah tbh craig u are the straightest acting gay man out there

Craig: SO IS TWEEK?

Tweek: i may not be walking around with a tiny white dog inside of a pink purse with a full face of makeup but i am cuter

Clyde: yeah and he's super artistic that's kinda feminine

Tolkien: yeah and craig u still play sports and get covered in dirt and mud

Clyde: like the man u are

Craig: am i gonna be stuck throwing rocks at passing cars with u guys while tweek gets a makeover

Tweek: presumably..

<Stan added Kyle to the group chat>

Clyde: please no im so extremely scared of gingers

Craig: who fucking gave stan the okay to invite people

<Kyle added Kenny to the group chat>

Tolkien: not him..

Kenny: i'm a straggot?

Craig: i was JOKING KENNY

Tweek: ngl kenny would fuck a pigeon

Kenny: if it fits it fits

Craig: that's the same logic as a discord mod claiming it's okay to date an underaged anime girl because she isn't technically real

Tolkien: did this mf really just say if it fits it fits

Kyle: this is disgusting!

Tolkien: i agree

Craig: stan remove your friend now

Stan: he isn't my friend

Tweek: yeah he's his super best friend or whatever they call it

Stan: no we're boyfriends

Kyle: what?

Kenny: yeah they're dating

Kyle: no we fucking arent

Stan: we have sex everyday

Tolkien: okay seriously where the fuck is Jimmy he controls this gc

Craig: the crippled bitch is asleep

Tweek: yeah how come we're all up late at night anyways

Clyde: it's the weekend you fuckin idiot

Kenny: and for some reason we are all on our phones because we have nothing better to do

Stan: i give kyle backshots in the pe locker room

Tweek: stan went from being civil and confused to fucking menace

Kyle: I DO NOT WANT FUCKING BACKSHOTS

Stan: yes u dooo :3

Kenny: i want some

Tolkien: do they even know what backshots are