after a tragic accident Young Lumi North has to survive in the world of Danmachi facing against monsters and gods alike. maybe pick up a few girls on the way.
slow updates nothing but my oc belongs to me.
I turned around and went straight to my bed room seeing a adorable sleeping elf snuggled into my covers.
Wait there's more than one?!
That shape... it looks familiar...
I moved the covers revealing Ryuu and Lilith both sleeping peacefully. Unaware of the other in the bed.... I should wake then up but I'm too tired. I flopped in between the two and fell asleep instantly, not realizing that me doing this will cause a large commotion tomorrow morning. . . . . . . . . . I awoke to someone touching my hair... obviously it was Ryuu because anyone else would be an ice cube by now. . . .
Wait wasn't Lilith here last night?
I jumped up and saw both Ryuu and Lilith were messing with my hair...
Ryuu: Good your awake. Now would you like toe explain why SHE is in OUR bed?
Lumi: Ah shit...
Lilith: Ah shit indeed... now explain to the nice lady why I was in "your" bed
Lumi: You little! You were already in the bed when I got here!
Lilith: then why didn't you move me~
Lumi: To tired now fuck off...
Lilith rolled her eyes but left anyways. . . . . . Not before making maybe the biggest mistake of her life (maybe idk)
She kissed me on the cheek.
Ryuu: That bitch!
Lumi: YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
*In heaven*
Khione: Awwwwwww~ look at that he's growing a harem~ isn't our son so lucky~
????: Fuck of crazy lady... go get Tsuki to watch this or some shit...
Tsuki: NAH MAN IM NOT DEALING WITH HER BULL SHIT!
????: I WONT TELL YOUR WIFE ABOUT THE 20000 DOLLARS YOU SPENT ON FGO
Tsuki: ...you bitch...
Tsuki walked up to the couch that Khione and ???? was sitting on and floped on it.
Tsuki: don't you dare tell Seira about my FGO addiction... she might force me to wish for the dog... I mean like I would wish for his master but not him... i could wish for his alter though....
???? Rolled his eyes sick of his best friends idiotic tendencys.
????: This readers is your author.... now give me a name cause Tsuki can't think of one... it has to be 4 letters though...
Tsuki: STOP BREAKING THE 4TH WALL DUMBASS!
????: I AM THE GOD OF THE FUCKING SKY I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!
Tsuki: WELL IM THE GOD OF SPACE ONE STEP ABOVE YOU LOOSER!
Khione: I will call Seira on both of yalls asses! So shut up and watch my son!
????: OUR son!
Khione: Yeah yeah I gave him more power then you did!
????: THAT DOESN'T MATTER WHEN YOU FUCKED ME TO GET LUMIN-
Tsuki slapped his hand over ????s mouth
Tsuki: No spoilers!
????: Your a bitch ya know that right?
Tsuki: I'm aware~☆
?????: TSUUUUUUKIIIIIIII
Tsuki: TACTICAL SEIRA IN COMMING!
All that the other gods in the room saw was a blue blur slamming Tsuki 3 universes away
Tsuki: I'm okay!
Seira: Not for long~♡
Tsuki: Ah shi‐
Khione: Well then... while Tsuki and Seira birth a new round of Titans or some shit ... hey ???? Do you want to give Lumi a sibling?
????: and that's my que to leave goodbye readers
???? sprints off while Khione follows almost as quick as him
Chapter end brought to you by my disappointment in myself... I tried my dudes I really did I'm just tired and in pain. Found out I sprained my ankle.
still went to school though Unlike some of the football jocks that sprained their wrist or ankle and stayed out of school for 4 days or some shit.
BTW what's with Natsukis and neck breaking
DDLC and Re:Zero
Well I'm going to leave you hanging... Hahahahaha!
Don't take a break from my books go check out my others Hahahahaha
Oh did you expect something to do with Yuri here? Sorry man I'm not into girl x girl...
What with the tension?
It's almost like
You
Can
Cut
It
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BTW Natsuki best girl bye bye!
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