A/N: tee bee rich
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Dad 🔵: Rogers, are you bringing Peggy for Thanksgiving dinner?
Old man 👴🏻: Yes, she's bringing wine. - Steve
Giz 🐀: LMFAOAO
Old man 👴🏻: What is that? - Steve
Remi 🐁: Why did u sign ur name like😭
Old man 👴🏻: Oh okay. 👍
Dad 🔵: Okay, Pepper wanted to know.
She loves when Peggy comes over.
Thor 🔨: CAN I INVITE LOKI?
Dad 🔵: Sure, if he doesn't act like
a diva the entire night. Last time, he
refused to eat Pepper's mashed potatoes.
Giz 🐀: Oh Remi and I already
invited him, we texted Mobius
Thor 🔨: OH OKAY, THANK
YOU, LITTLE ONES. 👶
Remi 🐁: The baby emoji..?😭
Giz 🐀: And the all caps 🙁
Dad 🔵: Okay well I'm cool
with Mobius. Barton, you're bringing
the family?
Birdy 🏹: Yeah, Laura's bringing
desserts. The kids made cookies but
I wouldn't eat them if I were you.
Dad 🔵: 👍
Aunt Nat ♥️: Maria and I are bringing
alcohol, you guys, better prepare to
be up all night.
Giz 🐀: AYEEEE😜
Remi 🐁: OKAYYY😜
Aunt Nat ♥️: Not you. Why are these
two even in the group chat??
Giz 🐀: Everyone's fake nowadays😒
Remi 🐁: I'm saying like😐
Bruce 🦖: Thor is trying to make
a cake, he's going to burn down
our oven...
Birdy 🏹: Divorce him.
Giz 🐀: HELPPP
Old man 👴🏻: What's wrong?
Remi 🐁: What😭
Old man 👴🏻: Why does Giz need help?
Giz 🐀: Stfu
Remi 🐁: BITCH☠️
Giz 🐀: It means So True, Fancy Uncle!
Dad 🔵: No, it doesn't.
Old man 👴🏻: I'm confused.
Thor 🔨: CHOCOLATE CAKE???
Birdy 🏹: Laura already made cake,
you don't have to make anything, Thor.
Aunt Nat ♥️: And Bruce is scared for
his life, so just don't bake.
Bruce 🦖: We worked it out. We're
gonna buy ice cream cake on the way
there.
Giz 🐀: OMG YAY
Remi 🐁: Thor, when is Mobius
getting here? 😁
Thor 🔨: I HAVE NO CLUE.
I WILL ASK LOKI.
Giz 🐀: Can you also ask if
Mobius can come without Loki,
preferably 😁
Dad 🔵: That would be
great actually. No Loki please.
Aunt Nat ♥️: Mobius better get
drunk. Last time he was such a wuss
about it.
Birdy 🏹: Let's play drinking games,
I'm sure he'll get competitive.
Giz 🐀: Let's play Strip or Drink,
Thor first.
*Giz 🐀 unsent a message*
Remi 🐁: YOU AINT SLICK😭😭
Dad 🔵: I saw that, you're EXTREMELY
grounded after today.
Giz 🐀: Y'all are no fun😒
Old man 👴🏻: I don't get drunk,
so I'll drink a lot.
Aunt Nat ♥️: We get it, you're
special.
Bruce 🦖: We're on our way already.
See you guys in a bit!
Thor 🔨: BRUCE DID NOT LET
ME DRIVE. BUT WE ARE IN THE CAR.
Dad 🔵: Okay, we're waiting for you
already.
Birdy 🏹: Be there in a bit.
Aunt Nat ♥️: Maria and I are outside.
Old man 👴🏻: Okay 👍 be there in
a few minutes.
Giz 🐀: okay 🦃
Remi 🐁: 🦃
