School Problems

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* My friend @crazy_anime_fangirl and I always have to deal with these kinds of problems at school. I wanted to know if anyone can relate.*


Me: *Talking about something stupid to @crazy_anime_fangirl*

Random student: Hey do you have the answer for the last question?

Me: What was it?

Random student: When did Spain conquer Florida?

Both: What did you say!?ヘ(゜Д、゜)ノ

Random student: All I said was when did Spain conquer Florida?

Both: YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND! *slaps him*

Random student: WHAT THE HELL!

*Timeskip to lunch*

@crazy_anime_fangirl: Hey they're serving tomatoes today....

Me:........

Her:...........

Both: Buono tomato~ Buono tomato~ Buono buono~ Oh! Tomato!~

Everyone else: (◎_◎;)


*Homeroom*

Teacher: Okay class I need a volunteer to draw the United States. It doesn't have to be good but we have to be able to tell it's America.

Me: OH I GOT DIS! *starts to go up to board*

@crazy_anime_fangirl: Oh dear Lord.....

Luke: peasent...(;¬_¬)

Hannah: LOLZ!

Teacher: What did you draw?

Me: *finished drawing Alfred* That ma'am is America. LAND OF THE FREE AND HOME OF THE BRAVE!!

Tyler: DAMN RIGHT!

Luke: Why the hell would you show the class how much of a noob you are?

Hannah and @crazy_anime_fangirl: BEST DAY EVER! (*≧▽≦)

Teacher: That wasn't what I was necessarily looking for.

Me: peasent.

Teacher: WHAT WAS THAT YOUNG LADY!?

Me: *bell rings* Oh that's the bell! *runs out but stops and turns around* REMEMBER THAT CANADA WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR JUSTIN BEIBER NOT AMERICA! *leaves*

Hannah: LOL!

@crazy_anime_fangirl: *chases after me* BUT AMERICA MADE HIM FAMOUS! CANADA IS BETTER!

Luke: * puts hands up in surrender* I need new friends.

Tyler: The Faq just happened?


* This is what my school life is usually like. My friends are just as big of losers as me. If you guys have crazy stories like this put dem in the comment section*

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