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This is just random stuff I wrote. I was bored and this just happened. So, I thought why not type this stuff down. I hope you like it I guess.

There can only be one

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by smaga85

by smaga85

* My friend Luke thinks that Norway is a real person and this is probably what would happen if they met *

Luke: Ew WhO tHE FuQ R U PaESaNT?

Norway: WhO R u CaLLiNg A PaESaNT U A$$ HoLe!! I CAn SpElL LIkE DIS 2 DiCk FArT! I'M LUKAS

Luke: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE YOU LAME WANNA BE! IIII AAMMMM ALPHA LUKAS!!!!

Norway: You don't even have a curl so back da f%^k up before you get smacked da f^%k up whore.

Luke: BESCUSE YOU I AM NOT A WHORE, YOU IGNORANT DOUCHE! I HEARD YOU HAVE A BUTTER FETISH!

Norway: AND I HEARD YOU'RE A SLUT FOR MCDONALD'S LIKE ALFRED!

Luke: MCF$#KING BELIEVE IT!!! I'LL KICK THE MCNUGGETS OUT OF YOU!

Norway: Ew I'm so hypathetically done with you. My last f*%k was given stay the hell away from me.

Me and Denmark: KICK HIS A$$ KICK HIS A$$!

Luke and Norway: SHUT UP!

Me and Denmark: Does it bother you?

Luke and Norway: YES!

Me and Denmark: CHANTING! CHANTING! CHANTING! CHAAAAANTING!

Luke and Norway: *Facepalm*