Random Hetalia

Patoot

*text*

America: Sup Bro!

Canada: Oh hey Alfred. You need something?

America: Can't I just text my favorite brother in the world?

Canada: Well it's just that you never really text me.

America: Ha ha! Of course I do!

Canada: No...not really.....

America: So yeah on to more important things I broke your hockey stick while I was using my chainsaw in your garage.

Canada: DAFUQ ALFRED!? WHY WERE YOU IN MY GARAGE!?

America: Dude dude! I can totally explain.

Canada: GO on tHeN!!!!!!

America: Well I ran out of hamburger meat at my place so I thought I'd get some emergency meat I keep in your fridge. ✌( ^ ‿ ^ )✌

Canada: WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU JUST ASK FOR ME TO GIVE IT TO YOU!?

America: Well I didn't feel like sharing and WHO THE CRAP HAS A LOCK ON THEIR FRIDGE!

Canada: EVER HEARD OF RACOONS IDIOT!

America: BLEH BLEH BLEH IS ALL I HEAR! SHUT YOUR MOUTH CUZ WHAT YOU SAY WILL COME IN ONE AND OUT THE OTHER EAR!!!!!!!

Canada: You're a freaking patoot you know that.......

England: Oh wow America you fucked up.

France: Ohnononononon~ No need to fight little ones.

America: WHY ARE YOU GUYS IN THS TEXT!?

Canada: I needed the back up.

America: WHAT DA HELL BRO!?

Canada: DONT WHAT THE HELL BRO ME!? IF ANYTHING I SHOULD SAY THAT TO YOU!!!! WHY IN FUCKING NAME OF MAPLE WOULD YOU BREAK INTO MY FRIDGE!?

England:....

France:.........

America: Come on guys tell him..

Canada: Oh gaud what NOW!

France: Wellllll

England: We put stuff in your fridge too....mainly beer

France: And wine

Canada: DO YOU PEOPLE NOT HAVE A FRIDGE IN YOUR COUNTRY!? AND AMERICA I CAN SEE YOU IN MY GARAGE TRYING TO TIE MY FRIDGE TO YOUR CAR! PUT IT BACK!!!!

America: NEVERRRRRRRR!!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!!!!!!!

France: *sarcastically claps* Good job England. You did amazing in raising this child.

England: SHUT UP!