Alfred has problems

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Arthur: Ok Alfred what's on your mind? You've been more annoying than usual.

Alfred: My skin?

Arthur: NO WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND!

Alfred: My brain?

Arthur: NO! THAT'S IN YOUR MIND! WHAT'S ON IT!?

Alfred: OOOOhhhh I know~!

Arthur: Ok good now what is it?

Alfred: My hair! \(^ - ^)/

Arthur: =_= I hate you.

Alfred: Awww I love you too dude

Arthur: Ok how about we try this-

Alfred: (☞≧ヮ≦)☞ Dude are you trying to be a parent/psychiatrist thing? Cuz it's weird and you suck at it.

Arthur: NEVER MIND THAT! NOw! How about we try this. Say the first thing that comes to mind and I'll-

Alfred: McDonald's

Arthur: America that's not-

Alfred: Freedom

Arthur: Alfred you're-

Alfred: Awesome

Arthur: But-

Alfred: chickenbutt

Arthur: ENOUGH!

Alfred: Plenty

Arthur: STOP IT!

Alfred: cease

Arthur: LEAVE!!! JUST LEAVE!!!

Alfred: depart, exit, retreat, Vamoose~

Arthur: SHUT UP!

Alfred: Salty

Arthur: (╬o̿ ̭ o̿ )





* I've been watching a show called the Animaniacs and the characters started doing this and I thought of these two. It's a lot funnier in the show.*

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