Watching Football

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Spain: GOOOOOOAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!!! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL!!!!! *flips over coffee table*۹(ÒہÓ)۶

America: THIS ISN'T FOOTBALL!(ᗒᗩᗕ)՞

Prussia: VHAT THE HELL! VHY AREN'T THEY PICKING UP THE BALL!?

Spain: *Stares at them and laughs*

Spain: Futbol also means soccer in Spanish.

Prussia: NO! SOCCER IS SOCCER AND FOOTBALL IS FOOTBALL!(⁎˃ᆺ˂)

America: HAVE YOU NO SHAME! YOU RUINED A BEAUTIFUL AMERICAN SPORT! *starts to weep*

England: Why the bloody hell am I even here?ლ(。-﹏-。 ლ)

France: Is the black sheep of Europe not used to manlysports? *smirks*|  ̄∀ ̄ |

England: CRICKET IS TOO MANLY!!!!

France: There is nothing manly about it.

America: Yeah no one gets tackled or gets hit in the balls with a bat.

Spain: SSHHHHH!!! MY TEAM IS WINNING! *starts to jump up and down like a school girl*o(≧∇≦o)

Prussia: Vhatever. Soccer sucks butt anyvays.

Spain: *glares at him with a dark aura forming* Que?What did you say Gilbert?

England and France: *Holding each other*

America: D-dude......are you ok? Bro. Gilbertapologize.

Prussia: No! I'm explaining vhy I'm corrrect!

Me: WHO WANTS SOME POPCORN?!*notices Spain's dark auraand everyone's scared look* O-or we could just eat it later....I'mdown with whatever...(^-^;

TV: AND THEY PASS THE BALL TO JULIO!!!!! AAAAANNNDDDGOOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

Me and Spain: *start breaking windows and throwing popcorn everywhere and dump sodas on America and Prussia*YEAH SUCK EGGS!!!!!!!! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL!

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England:.......I'm never watching sports...ever.

France: *casually drinks wine* Unmanly.

England and France: *start slapping each other*

America: Bruh. Not. Cool.(-_-)

Prussia: Vhatever I'm too awesome for this! Kesesesese~ *eatspopcorn that was in his hair*

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