Spain: GOOOOOOAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!!! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL!!!!! *flips over coffee table*۹(ÒہÓ)۶
America: THIS ISN'T FOOTBALL!(ᗒᗩᗕ)՞
Prussia: VHAT THE HELL! VHY AREN'T THEY PICKING UP THE BALL!?
Spain: *Stares at them and laughs*
Spain: Futbol also means soccer in Spanish.
Prussia: NO! SOCCER IS SOCCER AND FOOTBALL IS FOOTBALL!(⁎˃ᆺ˂)
America: HAVE YOU NO SHAME! YOU RUINED A BEAUTIFUL AMERICAN SPORT! *starts to weep*
England: Why the bloody hell am I even here?ლ(。-﹏-。 ლ)
France: Is the black sheep of Europe not used to manlysports? *smirks*|  ̄∀ ̄ |
England: CRICKET IS TOO MANLY!!!!
France: There is nothing manly about it.
America: Yeah no one gets tackled or gets hit in the balls with a bat.
Spain: SSHHHHH!!! MY TEAM IS WINNING! *starts to jump up and down like a school girl*o(≧∇≦o)
Prussia: Vhatever. Soccer sucks butt anyvays.
Spain: *glares at him with a dark aura forming* Que?What did you say Gilbert?
England and France: *Holding each other*
America: D-dude......are you ok? Bro. Gilbertapologize.
Prussia: No! I'm explaining vhy I'm corrrect!
Me: WHO WANTS SOME POPCORN?!*notices Spain's dark auraand everyone's scared look* O-or we could just eat it later....I'mdown with whatever...(^-^;
TV: AND THEY PASS THE BALL TO JULIO!!!!! AAAAANNNDDDGOOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
Me and Spain: *start breaking windows and throwing popcorn everywhere and dump sodas on America and Prussia*YEAH SUCK EGGS!!!!!!!! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL!
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England:.......I'm never watching sports...ever.
France: *casually drinks wine* Unmanly.
England and France: *start slapping each other*
America: Bruh. Not. Cool.(-_-)
Prussia: Vhatever I'm too awesome for this! Kesesesese~ *eatspopcorn that was in his hair*
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Random Hetalia
De TodoThis is just random stuff I wrote. I was bored and this just happened. So, I thought why not type this stuff down. I hope you like it I guess.