The 2ps in a Chatroom

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GottaEatDaBootyLikeGroceries: Sup asses.

Cupcakeluvur: Al! SWEAR JAR!

CanadianBacon: Lolz. It's what you get for being so lame.

KingofFrance:*signed on*

GottaEatDaBootyLikeGroceries: SHUT THE F*CK UP MATT!

Cupcakeluvur: DIDNT I TEACH YOU TWO HOW TO BEHAVE PROPERLY?!

KingofFrance: We can all agree I'm blameless in raising them because I didn't want to raise them in the first place. Plan A was to leave them in a ditch. Plan B was to have them work for us but nooooo you wanted to raise them.

Cupcakeluvur: But they were so cute until they hit puberty.

CanadianBacon: What?

GottaEatDaBootyLikeGroceries: Dafaq guys?

KingofFrance: Grow up you sh#t stains.

Cupcakeluvur: FRANCOIS!

KingofFrance: CAN YOU READ?! I'M THE KING OF FRANCE!

GottaEatDaBootyLikeGroceries: OOOOOHHHHH~

CanadianBacon: HE WASN'T READY~

Cupcakeluvur: I'm not making dinner tonight......

*Cupcakeluvur signed off*

*KingofFrance signed off*

CanadianBacon: Hey Al you know what this means?

GottaEatDaBootyLikeGroceries: What?

CanadianBacon: I'm the favorite. Heh.

GottaEatDaBootyLikeGroceries: YOU MAPle syrup chuGGiNG Son of a B%TCH ILL KilL YoU!

Pandas21: *signed on* SHUT UP! I CAN HEAR YOU IN THE LIVING ROOM OH MY GURSH! AND WAT YOU SAY TO OLLIE?! YOU KNOW VERY WELL NONE OF US CAN COOK FOR CRAP!

GottaEatDaBootyLikeGroceries: Calm yo tits. You can't make us do sh*t.

CanadianBacon: Yeah what are you going to do? Take away our allowance. Lolz.

Pandas21: Oh yeah? I'll leave you to the fangirls.....no mercy.

*GottaEatDaBootyLikeGroceries and CanadianBacon signed off*

Pandas21: They'll be at the mall ladies.....tied to a chair.....in Hot topic.


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