England: *dancing to Marina and the Diamonds Bubblegum Bitch and using comb as a microphone*
France: Englaaaand~ I just wanted to-
England: *stops dancing* This isn't what it-
France: *smirks*
England: hOe DOeN't do iT!
France: IM TELLING THE INTERWEEBS!!!!!!
England: YOU BLOODY BASTARD!!! *tries to catch France*
France: *gets out phone while running and plays Marina's Oh no!*
England: *starts to shake his hips* "I know exactly what I want and who I want to be!! I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine! I'm now becoming my own self-fulfilled prophecy! Oh, oh no, oh no, oh no" NO!!!!!! PUT DOWN THE BLOODY PHONE!!!
France and America and Canada: *laughing their asses off as the video gets a million views on Utube*
England: I. Hate. You. SOOOOO MUCH!
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Comments on Utube:
Japan: I feel very sorry for you Iggy-san. (*-*)
Italy: England why does your underwear have My little pony on it? = ヮ= )೨
Poland: Cute underwear, but only I can pull that look off. #poser#getalife
Norway: Lol. Do you dance like that when we have our magic meets too?ರ_ರ೨
Denmark: HAHAHAHAHAHaHHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I'M SHARING THIS WITH EVERYONE!
Prussia: Woooowwww. Just when I thought you couldn't get any less awesomer.
China: You westerners are so weird aru.
America: DUDE! Since when do you shave your legs?
England: YOU KNOW WHAT AT LEAST I DON'T PRANCE AROUND THE HOUSE NAKED SINGING TO HANNAH MONTANA'S NOBODY'S PERFECT *uploads video of 7 year old Alfred*
America: Sh*t.......
Russia: Hey everyone. Become one with Mother Russia Da? (^し^)
America: Bro.........no.
Russia: *dark aura forms* One day~
Canada: Do you people not have anywhere to be? (一。一;;）
* Marina and the Diamonds is LIFE! σ(≧ε≦ｏ) I love her. Her songs and Lana Del Rey and Lorde got me through tough times and still do. Hope you guys enjoyed this.*
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RandomThis is just random stuff I wrote. I was bored and this just happened. So, I thought why not type this stuff down. I hope you like it I guess.
