*You know you have problems when you fantasize this while in Math class...every time...*
Me: *mathing the crap out of my notes*
Teacher: How do you solve this problem?
Math Problem: * 5+3*
Me: 8
Teacher: Yes, since we understand our lesson I'll hand out the worksheets.
Me: *looks at worksheet*
Worksheet problems: Lolz we feel like being smart@$$es today **1.) x^2+242347623-5%=Y-y^2+77x**
Teacher: Remember that there's a backside so you have 60 questions to do.
Me: I NEED A HERO! I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO 'TIL THE END OF THE NIGHT! HE'S GOTTA BE STRONG AND HE'S GOTTA BE FAST AND HE'S GOTTA BE FRESH FROM THE FIGHT! I NEED A HERO~!!!
America: *crashes through window* THE HERO WAS CALLED!
Teacher: Who ARE YOU!?
America: DUH! DID YOU NOT HEAR ME? STAND BACK CITIZEN! I MEAN NO HARM FOR I'M THE HERO!
Me: YES!
America: *picks me up* Come on sidekick McDonald's is waiting!!!!
Me: F%&K YEAH!
Teacher: WhAt ThE HElL!?
America: CLASS DISMISSED NO MATH HOMEWORK!!!
Class: YUUUUSSSS!!!!
Teacher: I NEVER SAID TH-*bell rings*
Everyone: *leaves and tramples teacher*
America: And the Hero's work is done!
Me: NOW TO GET SOME APPLE PIIIEEE~!
America and me: *driving in car to America f*%k yeah song* AMERICA F%$K YEAH!!!!
*Yeah....this is my life now, but anyways the song in the beginning was Holding Out for a Hero by Bonnie Tyler. Super catchy in my opinion*
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RandomThis is just random stuff I wrote. I was bored and this just happened. So, I thought why not type this stuff down. I hope you like it I guess.
