* With school starting I've been having to get dragged to the mall. (╯︵╰,) And I immediately thought of Poland. Also I'm not a really that fond of fashion or anything, but this song is soooo catchy. So, I thought I'd share this with my little kawaii potatoes.*
Poland: Girl! I am going to make you look so good for school all the other kids will want to barf when they look at themselves in the mirror.
Lithuania: He gets like this when he gets within a 2 mile distance from the mall. It'll be fine as long as Miley Cyrus doesn't come back.
Me: UUUUUUGGGGHHHHH POLAND I DON"T LIKE SHOPPING!!!! I feel self concious with pretty girls here. It's like a puberty zoo!
Poland: Shut up. I'm more fabulous than these bitches anyway. If they say something to you then I slap them.
Me: Thanks?
America: DUDE! I'M TOTALLY ROCKIN SOCKS AND SANDALS!
Me and Poland: OH DEAR GLOB!!!! IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS FASHION WHAT ARE YOU WEARING!? *Poland barfs while I start to cry*(-@Д@)
Lithuania: Alfred why? Just why? Socks and sandals are just awful.
America: Bruh! No need to be so harsh. Besides I make anything look good *tries to do a hair flip and ends up falling on face*
Lithuania: Good job America.
Me and Poland: *still flipping out*
Lithuania: Canada help me out here!
Canada: *comes from no where* I got this. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING!?
Me and Poland: SHEAN JOHN, CALVIN KLEIN, DONNA KARAN's FASHION LINE, VALENTINO, YSL, FERRAGAMO AND CHANEL!~
America and Canada: * look at Lithuania*Σ(￣ロ￣lll)
Lithuania: It calms them down when they see something traumatizing.
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RandomThis is just random stuff I wrote. I was bored and this just happened. So, I thought why not type this stuff down. I hope you like it I guess.
