Opinion's On Turkey Day

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Canada: I guess it's alright, but I get sick after eating with America. He always forces me to have a pie eating contest with him and he always wins..............I can't look at pie the same way anymore.

England: What a load of rubbish. It's completely childish to have a holiday so you can gorge yourself. Still, it's nice of America to invite me to join him.

France: I find it very interesting. I usually have to cook since I have impeccable taste in those things. However, I don't like having that Black Sheep of Europe always trying to put his nasty puddings and such in my dishes. (England: YOU BLOODY FROG I'LL KILL YOU! France: I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!)

Germany: Don't even get me started. Italy has been telling me to go to America's Thanksgiving party, but I personally don't like turkey.

Italy: I think it sounds like a lot of fun! but.. Germany doesn't want to go ( >n<)

Japan: Very odd. Do all westerners do this?

Prussia: KESESESESESESE~ I'M ALVAYS UP FOR A REASON TO HAVE  BEER!

Romano: F*CK THAT! Wait......will there be tomatoes?

Spain: Oooohh. I think this holiday sounds very fancy. I hope Roma will agree to go. *starts to make a trail of tomatoes to America's place*

Hungary: I need help! What dress would go better? A blue strapless cocktail dress or a pink one? hmmmmmm I'll just go with a pink one!

Austria: Hungary seems to be enjoying this. So, I guess it can't be too bad.

Denmark: WHAT BEER? I'M SO THERE!

Finland: Sweden and I go to make sure Denmark doesn't cause too much trouble.

Sweden:........hm.*nods in agreement^)

Iceland: I only go for the licorice that is provided.......

Norway: I go so I can have butter since America uses a lot of it in his food. Also if Denmark does something stupid I have a good reason to hit him.

Turkey:.........America always drops a live turkey down the f*cking chimney.

America: I LOVE THIS HOLIDAY! I GET TO EAT ALL I WANT AND GET TO HANG WITH ALL MY FRIENDS AND JUST GET TO PARTY ALL NIGHT LONG!!! IT'S MCFREAKING AWESOME!!!!! I just hope everyone that celebrates with me is having a good Thanksgiving. HAPPY TURKEY DAY DUDES!


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