*My friend Bryanna and I came up with the dumbest thing a couple days ago....what would the countries be like...as fish?*
America: That one fish that stares at you until you feed him. You can feel his stare and he's just like "MMMMMM I SEE YOU OVER THERE WITH THAT MCDONALDS BAG. BITCH WHERE MY NUGGETS?" America is one of those crazy dolphin that thinks he's all that and then tries to do a flip and just belly flops.
England: "F#%k my bowl caught fire again* The fish that stays inside his little house all day. He's pretty much an eel, only coming out of his hiding spot for food.
France: The fish that gets all the lady fishes preggo. "And that's why I'm an angel fish"
World: "no...just no France"
Russia: That aggressive fish that beats up the less aggressive males. He's kinda like that one shark from finding nemo. "Fish are friends not food."
China: He's a seahorse......I mean he had so many kids to take care of. (Taiwan, Hong Kong, Japan, South Korea, Vietnam...poor China)
Italy: His bowl wouldn't even be full of water it would have pasta sauce. He's the fish that sees his reflection and talks to it. Like Flow (sorry for the finding nemo references.....not)
Romano: The lion fish. Beautiful, majestic.....,violent. He would constantly slam his face against his bowl to try and escape.
Japan: Japan's the fish that just blends into the backround kinda like an octopus. He doesn't like drawing attention to himself. And if he does he just lets that ink pour out.
Germany: Since people think he's scary even though we all know our beloved doitsu is a softie I think he's that fish that actually acts normal and keeps his bowl clean so, it's not a pain to clean it out. He'd probably be a whale shark. Big and scary looking but actually gentle and harmless.
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RandomThis is just random stuff I wrote. I was bored and this just happened. So, I thought why not type this stuff down. I hope you like it I guess.
