England: Ok today we're going to make scones. So, we first preheat the oven-
China: WRONG! YOU WASH HANDS FIRST! YOU GROSS!
Me: Ewwww. You don't wash your hands Iggy. Nasty.
England: I already washed my hands! WANKERS!
China: Wash them again. I'm making the dish aru.
England: No I am!
Me: Looks like we'll need a third opinion. I call America and France as surprise witnesses!
England: That's four!
Me: Well I do have a C in math so you shouldn't really rely on my math skills.
France: Oh of course I'll help. Tsk, tsk, Angleterre you know you are an awful cook.
Me: Yeah that's why China's here.
America: DuDE! Where are the burgers!?
China: No! Burgers! Unless you want to get fat we will eat a nice bowl of dumplings with rice and green tea.
Me: Yummy!
America: NO FAIR!
Me: *gives him burger* Stop yelling already.
France: Black sheep of Europe
England: Frog face!
France: Hippie hair
England: AT LEAST MY HAIR DOESN'T MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A GIRL!
France: Boy or girl I still look better than you.
Me and America: OOOOOHHH~ BOOOOOOIIIII~ SHIT WENT DOWN!!!!
England and France: *slapping each other*
China: *kung fu kicks them* AIYAA!!! Be quiet and eat!!!
Me and America: Ha! You got told!
France and England: Shut up!
*At table*
England: China you forgot the tea. I'll go and grab it.
Everyone: NO WAIT-
*Kitchen catches fire*
YOU ARE READING
Random Hetalia
AcakThis is just random stuff I wrote. I was bored and this just happened. So, I thought why not type this stuff down. I hope you like it I guess.
