England (the angry drunk): "GUYS GUYS!!! SHUT *HIC*UP!!! I HAVE SOME*HIC*THING TO SAY!!!!~ I'LL SEE YOU *HIC* ALL INHELL!!! HAHAHAH!!! ESPECIALLY YOU!"*Points at France* "Dude! Iggyyou've had to much to drink!", shouted America while trying to gethim off the table. "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO BLOODY DO!! YOU HIPOCRIT!YOU FOUGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS WELL NOW IT'S MY TURN!" *falls off tableand passes out*
Romano(the sensitive drunk): "BASTARDS! I'LL TAKE-AYOU ALL ON!"*starts sobbing uncontrollably* "Roma amigo. I thinkyou've had enough wine for today. How about I take you to your roomso you can lie down.", said Spain. *Romano glomps him* "YOUHATE-A MEEEEE!!!! YOU DAMN TOMATO EATING BASTARD! *Spain pats hisback to calm him down*
America(the idiot drunk, more than usual): "AMERICASTOP HOGGING THE Wii! WE WANNA PLAY TOO!", shouted Sealand. "BRUH!NOO *HIC* WAY!!! BESIDES I DANCE A*HIC*LOT BETTER THAN YOU *HIC*DO!", he says while trying to play just dance. "AMERICA YOUBLOODY GIT! YOU'RE GOING TO HURT YOURSELF! AND DON'T GET THE CONTROLSWET WITH YOUR DAMN BEER!!", shouted England. "YOU'RE JUST JELLY*HIC* CUZ I TWERK BETTER THAN YOU!LOL! *HIC* I'M THE- *vomits on theWii* NOT MY FAULT!!" *jumps out window*
Iceland(the affectionate drunk): "Iceland what haveyou been drinking?", asks Norway. "BIG BROTHER *HIC* YOU'REBACK!!!! I *HIC* MISSED YOU!!!" Norway smirks, "So....you do likecalling me big brother?" "OF CO*HIC*URSE! BIG BROTHER! BIGBROTER! BIG BROTHER!" "Are you getting this admin?", asksNorway. "Yup. Every moment. We can show this to everyone at thenext world meeting." *Norway and I high five*
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RandomThis is just random stuff I wrote. I was bored and this just happened. So, I thought why not type this stuff down. I hope you like it I guess.
