Miley Cyrus Vs. Poland

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*I was in class and I overheard someone talking aboutMiley Cyrus. Which made me wonder who was more fabulous Miley orPoland. We all know the obvious answer.*

Miley Cyrus: Bitch you ain't fablulous!( ー̀εー́)

Poland: SCUUUUSEE YOU!!?? AT LEAST I AIN'T AN OLDHASBEEN!

Miley: AT LEAST I HAVE GOOD TASTE IN CLOTHES! YOUTRYING TO WEAR THAT PRADA HANDBAG BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT'S A KNOCKOFF!!

Poland:.....(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

Lithuania: Oh no....

Miley: Da faq?

Poland: HOLD MY PURSE LITHUANIA!! IT'S GOING DOWNBITCH!

Miley: BRING IT WANNABE!

*after many many minutes of cat fighting....( งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง⁼³₌₃*

Miley: *goes into an ambulance with a broken nose*

Poland: NEXT TIME I WON'T BE SO EASY ON YOU! LOSER!*holds up an L on his forehead*

Lithuania: Don't you think that was a bit much?

Poland: Was Kim Kardashian not the "Queenof the Closet-Organizing Scene?"

Lithuania: Ummm...

 Poland: The answer is no. Now let's go buy more miniskirts. That bitch messed mine up.

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