*I was in class and I overheard someone talking aboutMiley Cyrus. Which made me wonder who was more fabulous Miley orPoland. We all know the obvious answer.*
Miley Cyrus: Bitch you ain't fablulous!( ー̀εー́)
Poland: SCUUUUSEE YOU!!?? AT LEAST I AIN'T AN OLDHASBEEN!
Miley: AT LEAST I HAVE GOOD TASTE IN CLOTHES! YOUTRYING TO WEAR THAT PRADA HANDBAG BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT'S A KNOCKOFF!!
Poland:.....(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Lithuania: Oh no....
Miley: Da faq?
Poland: HOLD MY PURSE LITHUANIA!! IT'S GOING DOWNBITCH!
Miley: BRING IT WANNABE!
*after many many minutes of cat fighting....( งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง⁼³₌₃*
Miley: *goes into an ambulance with a broken nose*
Poland: NEXT TIME I WON'T BE SO EASY ON YOU! LOSER!*holds up an L on his forehead*
Lithuania: Don't you think that was a bit much?
Poland: Was Kim Kardashian not the "Queenof the Closet-Organizing Scene?"
Lithuania: Ummm...
Poland: The answer is no. Now let's go buy more miniskirts. That bitch messed mine up.
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Random Hetalia
RastgeleThis is just random stuff I wrote. I was bored and this just happened. So, I thought why not type this stuff down. I hope you like it I guess.