Lizzie's meeting
Lizzie: Thank you for agreeing to meet with me today.
Joel: I didn't. You just showed up and started talking.
Shouting at the clouds
Mayor Lizzie: Joel! The clouds are shouting at me again! What do I do?!
God Joel: I don't know, yell back?
Mayor Lizzie: Oh, okay. *screams*
Thunder: *booms*
The Wither Rose Alliance and socks
Pearl: People who sleep without socks on worry me.
Joey: People who sleep with socks are not to be trusted!
fWhip: People who sleep are weird.
Sausage: I was a sock once.
Gem: Why are you guys in my closet?
Halloween costumes
Lord Sausage: Why did you two dress up as each other for Halloween?
Codboy Jimmy: Lizzie told me to pick the scariest costume I could think of.
Ocean Queen Lizzie: Jimmy told me to wear the stupidest outfit ever.
IQ
Jimmy: I am the proud owner of an IQ of five and a half.
Joel: Not for long.
Jimmy: Please, it's all I have.
Bagel
Count fWhip of Gobland: Hey, Sausage, what do you want to eat?
Evil Sausage: The souls of the innocent!
Sausage of Sanctuary: A bagel.
Evil Sausage: No!
Sausage of Sanctuary: Two bagels.
No bagel
Count fWhip of Gobland: Hey, what do you want to eat?
Evil Sausage: The souls of the innocent!
Shelby: Yeah, what he said.
Not enough chairs
Gem: There are ten people and seven chairs. What do you do?
Katherine: Have everyone stand?
Pix: Bring three more chairs?
Lizzie: The important ones can sit.
Joey: Kill three.
Muggy day
Lizzie: It's really muggy outside today.
Joel: If I go outside and all the emperor's mugs are out on the lawn outside the house, I'm going to kill you.
Why Sausage never worries
Sausage: I'll worry about that bridge when I come to it.
Gem: I think you should worry about it before then.
Sausage: If I worried about a fraction of the stuff I should be worried about, I would never get anything done!
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Empires SMP incorrect quotes
FanfictionEven though it says this book is completed, I will actually be posting whenever I feel like it. I just don't know how to end a book that could go on indefinitely... So anyway, this book will have quotes that the Empires SMP members actually said, st...
