Jimmy's perspective
*they think Jimmy is fussing over nothing*
Sheriff Jimmy: You could at least try to see it from my perspective!
Everyone: *bends down to Jimmy's height*
Jimmy: I hate you!
Be positive
Scott: *walking over to Jimmy* Jimmy, I'm bleeding out.
Jimmy: Ah! Scott, what's your blood type?!
Scott: B+
Jimmy: I'm trying but you're bleeding out!
Shelby's potions
Great witch Shelby: *mixing different potions into one bottle*
Princess Katherine: What are you making?
Great Witch Shelby: A mistake.
Doing something stupid
fWhip: *about to do something stupid*
Gem: I can't stop you but I won't let you go alone!
Lizzie's idea of mental health
Lizzie: *running chaotically into the room* HYDRATE OF DIE-DRATE! *throws a water bottle before leaving again*
Katherine: Is she okay?
Gem: Lizzie is trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Lizzie: *in another room* I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Shelby: It's working.
Where False lives
Mayor Lizzie: I know where you live.
False: Where?
Mayor Lizzie: In a house.
Made to be broken
God Joel: Rules were made to be broken!
Sheriff Jimmy: Rules were made to be followed! Nothing was made to be broken!
Mayor Lizzie: Uh, pinatas?
Great Witch Shelby: Glow sticks.
Princess Katherine: Karate boards.
Sausage of Sanctuary: Spaghetti when you have a small pot!
God Joel: Rules.
Candy store
Pirate Joe: *walking into Katherine's castle* We're going to a candy store!
Princess Katherine: No, it's the middle of the night; all the candy stores are closed.
Pirate Joe: ... We're going to rob a candy store!
What fWhip did again
Shelby: fWhip did it again.
Gem: Peace disturbance?
Shelby: What no-
Gem: ...Arson?
Shelby: No, how many-
Gem: Uh, attempted murder?
Shelby: No, he ate the rest of the leftover food in the fridge.
Gem: Oh.
Adult
Sausage: *making a potion with fWhip* You sure we're doing it right?
fWhip: Nope.
Sausage: Nice. *potion blows up* We need an adult! Wait, fWhip, you're an adult!
fWhip: We need an adultier adult! Quick, get Gem!
Both: *running off* Gem!
YOU ARE READING
Empires SMP incorrect quotes
FanficEven though it says this book is completed, I will actually be posting whenever I feel like it. I just don't know how to end a book that could go on indefinitely... So anyway, this book will have quotes that the Empires SMP members actually said, st...
