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Types of pirate

Oli: Are you an ARRR pirate or a Yo Ho Ho! pirate?
Pirate Joe: I'm an I'm 'not paying 600 dollars for photoshop' pirate.

Scott's shoes

Sheriff Jimmy: Rats, the lights went out
Scott of Chromia: Don't worry, I've got this! *stomps on the floor*
Sheriff Jimmy: What-?!
Scott's shoes that are the kind that light up when you stomp: *light up*

Joey, stop

Princess Katherine: Do you think I'm ugly?
Pirate Joe: It's not about looks, Katherine. What's valuable is on the inside...
Princess Katherine: Joey...
Pirate Joe: For example, someone's heart.
Princess Katherine: Aw... Stop it-
Pirate Joe: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know.
Princess Katherine: Seriously, stop.

Christmas checklist

Princess Gem: Christmas lights?
Pix: Check.
Great Witch Shelby: Thermos of hot cocoa?
Pix: Check.
Sausage of Sanctuary: Santa suits?
Pix: Check.
Count fWhip of Gobland: Shovel?
Pix: Check.
Scott of Chromia: Alibi and bail money?
Pix: Check- wait, WHAT?!

Pride month

Jimmy: It's Pride Month, you know what that means!
Joey: I get to eat as many Skittles as I want?
Jimmy: What? No! What has Scott been telling you?
Scott: *walking in, pouring Skittles into his mouth* Taste the rainbow, Jimmy.

Who's the strongest?

Lizzie: *watching Jimmy and Joel fight* Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?
Grian: *not bothered by the chaos* It's fine. They're too evenly matched to hurt each other.
Lizzie: Then... who's the strongest out of you three?
Jimmy: Grian.
Joel: Grian.
Grian: Me.

Jimmy's safety net

Codfather Jimmy: I'm gonna die alone.
King Joel: Jimmy, you're not gonna die alone.
Codfather Jimmy: Lizzie was my safety net, okay? She got married and now I have to get a snake.
King Joel: Uh-huh. Why is that?
Codfather Jimmy: If I'm gonna be an old lonely person, I'm gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face. So I figured I'll be 'crazy man with a snake', you know? Crazy snake man. Then I'll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won't walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!

Scarlet's web

Joel: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web.
Lizzie: You were too lazy to read the book?!
Joel: I was too lazy to watch the movie.

Smart

fWhip: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!
Scott: Apparently, we're not.

What Scott and Jimmy have in common

Jimmy: I hate you!
Scott: Wow! So much in common already!

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