Unveil the quirky, strange, bizarre, and offbeat Super-Multiversal nation of Maharlica-152, where Miguel Azral, an unsuspecting teenager, discovers his supernatural lineage - THE PRINCE OF THE ASWANGS!!! Recruited by a zany wizard, Prometheus, and t...
"Good day, assholes! Good day! The eight of ye have a special mission!" smiled Miguel.
Miguel, Anna, Jedan, Chris, Gerard, Fred, Happy, and Athena all stood in a line.
"Now, I know that training's been a bit problematic this last few weeks..." said Prometheus.
Earlier...
Jedan runs around screaming while on fire while Anna chases him with a fire extinguisher.
Miguel yells as he accidentally burns Chris's face as well.
Gerard stabs Happy and screams as he tries to pull it out. "I'M SORRY, HAPPY!!!"
"WHY DO I FAIL PAIN!?!?: sobbed Happy.
Athena and her clones chase after Fred, who screams and runs away.
The Reaper is just facepalmed the whole time while Prometheus plays Minecraft on his PC which is on the desolate planet for some reason.
"Aren't you going to do something!?" asked the Reaper.
"I will, man. I will. Just let them do their thing for now," said Prometheus. He puts his headphones back. "I'm back guys. Sorry. What the fuck did you do to the Creeper Farm, Cthulhu, you fucking dumbass?"
Now...
"But...! I think you guys are ready!"
"Prometheus, we're going to die," said Anna.
"That's what all you Annas say," said Prometheus.
"What?" asked Anna.
"Anyway, NERDS!!! Your first assignment is pretty easy! His name is FaceMan! God of Faces!"
"Okay..." said Miguel.
"Here's his picture!" Prometheus shows Miguel his picture.
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"Oh my God..." said Miguel.
"This is Face Man and he needs your help!" smiled Prometheus.
"With what?"
"He needs you to kill him. That easy enough for you?"
"Excuse me, what?" asked Miguel. "Why... Why... Why the hell should we kill him!? IS HE SENTIENT!?!? THIS IS WAY OFF-DEAL!!!"
"Yeah. Well... Face Man is in constant pain and he kinda needs to be-..." Prometheus grabs a knife and cuts his own neck, dying in front of them as blood splatters all over them.
They all scream in horror only for Prometheus to heal completely from a bubble he made.
"What is he?" asked Jedan. "What THE FUCK is he!?" asked Jedan.
"He's Face Man. God of Faces."
"But... Is he a deity? Is he a Mutant like you turned us into!?" asked Jedan. "Is he magic? A demon, maybe?"
