Steven Wants To Date Erica?

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Steven: Erica?

Erica: What?

Steven: I like you!

Erica: As in a relationship potential?

Steven: Yes!

Erica: I'm flattered, but I'm not interested.

Steven: Aw, come on!

Erica: No!

Steven: Pretty please?

And--here-we-are: She said no! Can you respect that?

Steven: How old are you?

Erica: 47, what does that matter?

Steven: Well, I'm 42, but I still want to date you!

And--here-we-are: If she's not interested, then just leave it at that.

Me: Facts.

Steven: What year were you born?

Erica: 1976.

Steven: I was born in 1981.

Erica: That's nice.

Steven: Just date me. *walks away sadly*






This story was written on Wednesday, January 3rd, 2024.

A/N Steven, if Erica wants to be single, that's fine! She doesn't want to go on a date with you! Respect that! 🙄 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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