West Virginia Hillbilly Is Back!

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Julia Terrace

Middletown, Connecticut

Ariel: *making banana pudding*

West Virginia Hillbilly: Boo!!!!

Ariel: *screams*

West Virginia Hillbilly: *chuckles* Did I scare you?!

Ariel: It's you!!! What do you want?!

West Virginia Hillbilly: Making banana pudding I see! Reckon I could try some!

Ariel: It ain't ready yet!

West Virginia Hillbilly: I'll stay here till it is!

Ariel: No! Get out! This is my house, and I don't want you here!

West Virginia Hillbilly: *whacks Ariel with the cartoon mallet* I won't take no for an answer, missy!

Ariel: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above her and her tongue sticking out*

West Virginia Hillbilly: Let me see now. I'll finish this pudding. *takes over for Ariel*






This story was written on Saturday, January 20th, 2024.

A/N West Virginia Hillbilly is back, folks!!! Gotta love him!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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