A Bunch'a Billdip

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I'm really sorry about the prompts, I'm terrible and I don't like how they came out, sorry, again

((an au in which Dipper and Mabel are older and, Bill's power is limited to gravity falls))

Bill hummed lazily, his eyes slowly surveying what was beneath him. Everything was as boring as always, the moronic human beings shuffling around, going to wherever they had to. Even though most of them were boring, he was still curious about humanity.

Letting out a low laugh he laid down and put his hands under his chin, his attention focusing as a bubbly teenager dragged her brother around.

Listening into their conversation he could hear her laughter and the boy's quiet mutterings for her to quiet down. Of course that wouldn't be happening soon.

"C'mon Dippin' Dots!" The girl called, letting go and darting foreword, her trainers slapping against the pavement. The boy had to stifle a laugh at how much she looked like a dork, he saved it away to jab at her later before picking himself up and took longer strides.

"Dippin' Dots?" Bill's lips pressed together in a frown and admired the boy's features, his eyes stopping on the hat and he paused. "Pine tree" he mumbled to himself before his eyes narrowed, "it's you" he couldn't stop the low growl that escaped his lips.

"Finally here to join the rest of the pieces" he smirked and he shifted, looking for the other teen. "and you must be shooting star" he laughed, "it's good to finally match names with faces"

He rolled lazily and then dropped down, standing beside Pine tree, who of course couldn't see Bill for he was on the mindscape. Though the human still shuddered, eliciting a soft purr to escape the demons chest. The human gasped slightly and whipped around, Bill's eyes widening before he chuckled.

Pine tree slowly checked everything he could see before beginning to run after Shooting star.

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Dipper's fingers drummed rhythmically on the table, his thoughts wandering as Mabel moved around the kitchen preparing a pitcher of Mabel Juice. Eyeing her warily he watched as she dropped a couple of plastic toys in and he shuddered.

"Mabes, don't you remember the last time you put plastic things in it?" He quirked a brow and she snorted, glancing at him over her shoulder.

"I'll be careful this time"

"Then you can do the Heimlich yourself" he stood, pushing the chair in and began to walk out.

"Fine fine, get me a spoon" she grumped and Dipper turned and gave her a small smile before jogging over and grabbing one of the smaller spoons and presenting it to her.

She didn't look and she grabbed it. "What?" She stared at it and Dipper burst into laughter, backing up and leaning against the table. She was quickly glancing between him and the spoon before pressing her lips into a frown and Dipper smirked. "This isn't funny, get me the big one"

Dipper flinched, he swore he could hear and echoey and sorta pitchy laughter behind him and he whipped around again. And of course, nothing was there.

He turned to get the bigger spoon for her so she could scoop out the plastic dino's and whatever else she felt like adding. He gasped, the spoon hitting the back of his head and he stumbled foreword before falling to his knees and swore. "Mabel!"

"What? It slipped out of my hands at an increasing speed and accidentally hit you" she shrugged and he shot a glare before pushing himself up.

He ignored her now, storming out of the room and Mabel whined after him, "Dipppperrrr"

As soon as he reached the top stair he frowned, his eyes fluttering and then slowly closing. "Hey" he mumbled and raised his hand before falling foreword flat onto his face.

Before he even hit the ground he blacked out.

constructive criticism'd be nice, I do want to improve and make my writing bearable