2nd part to the last thingy, maybe if people want it i'll do the second attempt at dinner
Dipper groaned and closed his door behind him, panting because he didn't stop running from Bill. He wasn't even sure if the guy had followed him, so he backed away from the door.
He groaned and rubbed his forehead, why had he even accepted the invitation. Everyone else had told him how strange Bill acted but he hadn't cared, except for now.
Making his way to the kitchen he flipped the light on and looked around, trying to find a snack.
A few moments later he was on the couch eating Doritos and trying to call Mabel.
"Yes hello, this is Mabel"
"Sis, sis I need you to come to my apartment"
"What? Oh why do you need me to go to your apartment dipstick?"
"Because we can watch whatever you want all night long"
There was a pause on the phone, "is there another reason?"
"..I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight Mabes"
Another, longer, pause before Mabel laughed, "I'll be over as soon as I can"
The call ended and Dipper sunk back into the couch, quietly eating his Doritos. He stopped and stared at them quietly, he thought that any moment someone was going to come and nag at him about eating them but he was alone.
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The Doritos bag was slowly getting farther away and Dipper had to stretch for it every time.
"Bro bro!" He jumped and hit the bag away, falling off of he couch.
"Jesus, Mabel!" He huffed and dusted himself off before hurrying to let her in.
"I haven't seen you in a while, wow, you're still short" Dipper tapped her head band and she rolled her eyes and pushed at his chest.
"Just get out of the way you giant" she strode past him and Dipper swore he could see a yellowish glint in her eyes but he made himself think it was just the lighting.
"So!" Mabel plopped down on the couch and smirked, "what's up first?"
After three movies Mabel was beginning to drift off and Dipper shook her gently. "Mabes, are you out?"
"No, I was just resting my eyes" she pushed herself back up and leaned against the back of the couch, her eyes slowly falling shut again.
He sighed and turned the volume down slightly and stared at the screen.
"You remembered something from a past life earlier" a voice murmured by his ear and arms snaked over his shoulders.
He froze. Not wanting to believe that Bill was here, he was just an insane guy who thought Dipper was someone else...how would he get in anyway?
"That's a good question, after you let your sister in, you forgot something important." Lips pressed against his neck gently. "You forgot to lock the door"
Dipper shot up and spun around, only to see that there was nothing there. Of course he got up too fast and jostled Mabel who slowly raised her arms. "Fight me bro" she curled her fingers into fists before her arms dropped and she was out again.
Exhaling heavily Dipper looked around and ran towards the door and stared, the door was unlocked. "Shit" he turned the lock quickly and did the other as well.
He glanced out the little peephole and froze once again, those same arms locked around his waist. "Now you've locked the door, good one Pine Tree" a laugh echoed from behind him. "Oh how am I going to get in now."
"Y-You're already inside" Dipper answered and he was pulled closer.
"I'm imaginary, your paranoia is getting to you, calm down and relax" The voice soothed and Dipper nodded slowly, leaning back but there wasn't anything there so he fell onto his back.
He just stayed there, too tired and he really didn't want to move. He was beginning to fall asleep but he heard it. The clicking of heels hitting the floor and he immediately froze, afraid to move as the footsteps approached him.
"Get up, Pine Tree"
Dipper pretended to snore.
"I said get up, I know you aren't sleeping" he hissed and Dipper started to get up but he was helped up by Bill grabbing his collar and holding him up.
"Now, I really want to know why you ran away from me. I was treating you so well" Bill dropped Dipper and backed him into a corner. "So, do tell"
"Y-You knocked me out and threatened me with a knife" Dipper pressed himself against the wall as much as he could but that wasn't a good idea on his part because Bill just got closer and pinned him.
"I threw a knife in my hands and you think that was threatening?"
"You hit me with it!"
"I didn't hurt you though" Bill snapped and Dipper looked away. "When I realized who you were I stopped what I was doing"
"What were you going to do?"
It was Bill's turn to look away and avoid his gaze.
"Bill"
The demon rolled his neck, letting out a sigh as he pressed his forehead against the wall beside Dipper.
"I didn't have you for two hundred years" he said again, "you showed me what humanity was, but when you weren't here"
"You lost some of it"
"most of it" Bill put his head on Dipper's shoulders and stared at the wall.
"You must have loved him so much" Dipper said softly and Bill's grip loosened.
"I still love you" he tapped Dipper's chest with a finger.
Dipper smiled weakly, "how about this, I'll give you another chance at dinner and if you don't go and knock me out again and if it goes well then maybe I'll ask if you'd want to eat out one night" He made Bill look at him.
"I don't know why I'm doing this, but I think it's the right choice" Dipper stated.
"Alright" Bill grinned, "It's a dea-" he shook his head, "I mean date"
Dipper laughed slightly and Bill pressed a quick kiss to his lips. A thought flashed through Dipper's mind and he pulled Bill back to kiss him again.
"Bro, oh my god"
Dipper froze and Bill laughed quietly and he was pushed away by Dipper.
"I'm going to tell Pacifica that you were getting it on with a stranger" she grin and ran off to get her phone.
"But he's a..friend! He's not a stranger!"
"Even better!" Mabel shouted back.
Bill rolled his eyes and sighed, "how about tomorrow at 7?"
"What? Oh" Dipper shrugged, "uh yeah sure"
"See you then"
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A Bunch'a Billdip
Fanfictionquite a lot of one-shots when I want to do fluffy things with Billdip or I want to make them hurt, -thumbs up- also, most will be older!dipper and humanoid!bill. if it isn't then it'll be normal age dipper for the show and an annoying triangle who...