A Bunch'a Billdip

it's a tad strange

i guess it's sort of nsfw

"I honestly don't see why you like him" Tad murmured, spinning the umbrella around watching Dipper pace back and forth. "Plus he will most likely go back on any deal you make and twist your words, but I'm a truthful demon and I give you what you want" his eyes shifted to the umbrella.

Dipper's pacing halted, "what do you mean?"

"What do I mean, he asks" Tad grinned and his heels clicked against the floor as he walked closer, "I mean he's a liar, he's a cheat, he's no good for you" Tad chucked lightly.

"No, you're lying"

"Am I?" He drew a square with his fingers in the air and a video popped up, "maybe you should watch this and see every time the guy has betrayed others" Dipper tried to stammer out a response but Tad grabbed his jaw lightly, "what makes you think he 'loves' you"

Dipper stared into his purplish eyes before his own shifted to the ground, "I don't know"

"See, has he given you any proof that he even cares for you?"

"He protects me from harm!"

"He protects your soul from harm, once your deal comes to an end it's his, if you die prematurely he can't get it" Tad snapped back, the tip of the umbrella hitting the floor and making a dent.

"But.."

"But nothing, now you know the truth about him" Tad said, ending the conversation and turned.

"I'm the lying bastard, eh?" Bill stared at him, his features lacked any emotion.

"When did you get here?" Tad backed up.

"A few moments after it started, I thought that you were going to try and hurt Pine Tree" Bill answered calmly, a serene smile gracing his face.

Tad stared wide eyed at him, "why aren't you mad? Why aren't you yelling?!"

"Oh, I am mad" Bill tossed his cane away, matching Tads steps.

Tad held his umbrella out, the tip glowing brightly and a burst of purple flame engulfed Bill.

Bill lazily pulled his gloves off and dropped them, raising his fists up. "You really think your lousy fire is going to hurt me?" Bill swung, blue fire licking across his knuckles but Tad shifted, thrusting the umbrella foreword and it caught Bill off guard.

"Yes, I do think it will" Tad huffed and sidestepped the next blow, "and you know-" he ducked, "your anger really get's in the way of your fighting ability" he stated casually, Bill's fists flying faster with each word.

"Shut up!" Bill roared and finally caught Tad on the shoulder, causing the other demon to spin and stumble. His grin was sick and wild, "does it really get in my way?" He slammed his foot down on Tad's knee.

Tad choked out a gasp, trying to ignore the pain. "Bill stop!" Dipper cried out and Bill's head whipped to the side a snarl thrown at Dipper before picking Tad up by the shirt collar.

"C-C'mon Cipher, I was just kidding" Tad struggled to say as Bill's grip tightened. "C'mon" he whispered and stopped.

"Bill, calm down" Dipper hugged him from behind, "calm down you ass" he nuzzled against the demons neck.

"Dipper" Bill strained, looking at him, "I rarely get a chance to hit him, please" Tad struggled while Bill's attention was on Dipper but Bill still held him tight.

"Let go of me!" Tad growled and spat in Bill's face, the demon slowly facing him.

"Do you want me to kill this meatsac" He threatened and his fingers dug into Tad's throat.

"Nonono" Tad hissed and Bill let go, Tad falling to the floor.

"Bill" Dipper hummed lightly and kissed his neck.

Tad letting out a relived sigh because the anger radiating from Bill faltered and dropped. He felt his neck and groaned, not wanting to get up in fear of Bill getting mad again.

Bill suddenly turned, Dipper flinching and opened his mouth in gasp but Bill kissed him, his hand tangling itself in Dipper's hair.

"I love you" Bill said softly, his other hand pulling Dipper's waist closer. Dipper smiled into the kiss, relaxing against Bill's touch.

"I'm still he-" Tad shut up and gripped his throat, "s-sorry sorry" he stammered and the magic holding his throat stopped.

Bill grinned and nipped at Dipper's bottom lip, the man opened his mouth but Bill moved away, pressing a kiss behind his ear. "Who loves you?" Bill murmured.

"You do" Dipper breathed and Bill sucked a bruise into his neck, biting it lightly. Dipper closed his eyes tighter and blushed, feeling Bill's tongue graze the bite mark.

"I do" Bill hummed and kissed his way up to Dipper's jaw before kissing Dipper for a moment.

"Billllll" He whined and the demon laughed lowly.

"What?"

"Please"

Bill bit his lip and sighed, giving in and kissing Dipper again. He moved his lips slowly and gently, quite the opposite of what he wanted to do but he didn't want to scare Dipper.

Tad started to crawl away, beginning to get sick. He pushed himself up and started walk faster but stopped dead in his tracks, feeling Bill's piercing gaze on him. "Ok ok" he held his hands up and sat down slowly, leaning his head back.

Bill pulled away from him, "how about you wait outside, I'll be right out" he smiled though his gaze stayed on Tad.

Dipper nodded slowly and made his way to the door, "Dipper wait" Tad hissed and the magic wrapped around his throat again and he gagged.

"It's not your turn to leave yet" Bill stalked foreword and Dipper shut the door behind him.

The door's lock clicked and Dipper waited for Bill to be done, a small smile on his face. He knew what was going to happen to Tad, but he really didn't care anymore.

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Tad spat at Bill, "stop distracting him with those kisses, you're intoxicating him and he can't think straight."

Bill shrugged and smiled, "as long as he's happy I'm good" his fingers tightened around Tad's throat.

The demon tried to spit more harsh words at him but slowly the world became dark as his body caved in and he passed out.