A Bunch'a Billdip

txtin'

i guess this is slightly nsfw? i means there's only the mention of sexting
but yeah it's only that

Dipper muttered to himself, working the cash register today. It was slower than normal in the Mystery Shack, but Dipper was fine with it, it meant he didn't have to help annoying customers.

He spun a pen around slowly on the counter and it skittered away when the phone vibrated. "What?" He turned the phone over and swiped, pushing the keychain Mabel had made him buy out of the way.

"Geez" he sighed and opened up the messages and read what was sent.

Hey Pine Tree, I found something cool that people do with their cellular devices - B

The contacts name read 'Illuminati Asshole' so Dipper just ignored it and continued spinning the pen around.

The phone buzzed again and stopped, silence. That was quickly broken by the phone buzzing again and more frequently.

Pine Tree? - B

You there? -B

Are you ignoring me? -B

C'mon Pine Tree, I'm bored. -B

Dipper blew out a puff of air before picking the phone up and responding to Bill.

I'm at work you ass -D

The response from Bill was a bit slower but it was still a couple of seconds after.

So, I'm at work to, deal with it kiddo -B

Stop calling me 'Kiddo' -D

You can't make me stop calling you Kiddo, Kiddo -B

Dipper groaned and rubbed his forehead slowly and went back to respond but a t-shirt was placed on the counter and a lady stood there.

"Oh, Sorry" Dipper smiled weakly and she just rolled her eyes.

"It's alright, I just got here" he nodded and pecked at the key's.

"Your total is, 15.67"

"Geez" she pulled her wallet out and took a few bill's out before handing it to him.

He bit his lip before doing the math and getting the change out. "Here we are, 4.33" he dropped it into her hand and she mumbled a farewell.

Pine Tree, why does it take you so long to answer? -B

Because I have a life -D

Do you want to hear the idea? -B

Dipper snorted and looked around to see if anyone else would be ready to check out soon. When he didn't see anyone and went back to talking to Bill.

Shoot -D

Alright, it's like you send photos to each other -B

There was a pause and Dipper made a face.

You mean sexting? -D