sometimes im funny

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(this is like a week after Remus asked about how to send howlers, it was originally supposed to be part of the previous chapter so it might be short, I write the chapters on a note pad, then type them, so it makes more sense to see the hand written stuff than the typed stuff, sorry lol, also, its more crack than anything else, so I'm gonna lose a bit of my writing style for a more chill one, this turned into ramble and im very sorry T-T)

Sirius and co had just finished eating their breakfast when Sirius' mothers black owl showed up, holding another red letter.

"oi, lupin, what'd'ya do?" Sirius looked to Remus who was crouching on the bench to his right (L style ya know)

"nothin'" Remus grinned, looking extremely pleased with himself, the owl completely ignored Sirius, and went to Remus, who sat down normally and took the letter calmly.

"IF YOU THINK THE NOBLE HOUSE OF BLACK WILL TOLORATE YOUR SPAM MAIL OF INCREDULUS LIES, YOU ARE WRONG! DO NOT SEND THIS ADDRESS ANOTHER LETTER OR I WILL RUIN YOU, MARK MY WORDS R.J.L, WHO EVER YOU ARE, I WILL FIND YOU!!!" the letter screamed, then burst into flames, Remus cackled, almost falling off of his seat,

McGonagall was already quickly walking to where the four boys were sitting,
Pettigrew and James were talking about some new quidditch broom that was recently made.

"lupin, black, come with me." McGonagall said sharply (calmly) as she approached

"bonjour a vous aussie professeur, oui, je passe une bonne matinee, marci beaucoupe d'avoir demande" Sirius muttered (hello to you to professor, yes I am having a fine morning, thenk you very much for asking.)
"you know French?" Remus looked to Sirius, smiling inpressedly,

"now." McGonagall snapped, already walking off.

Once the two boys got into McGonagall's office,

They stood in front of the wooden desk, almost shoulder to shoulder.

"lupin, is it true you, as the letter stated 'spammed' the black family with letters?" she asked calmly.

"yes ma'am," Remus nodded "but I have good reason-"

"black, were you aware of his doing so." McGonagall cut Remus off, looking to the shorter black haired boy,

"no miss." Sirius shook his head, "actually, that's not true, I suspected him doing something of the sort-"

"well, Mr. lupin, although I think it unacceptable that wilaburga threatened you, it is also unacceptable that you sent 'spam' letters to her," mc gonagall sighed
"but she was threatening to disown Siri just for being in Gryffindor, if you want to talk about unacceptable-" Remus cut her off, looking mad in a stubborn way

"did you just call me-" Sirius snickered,
"shuddap" Remus muttered.

"boys!" McGonagall snapped, though she looked like she wanted to laugh,
"I understand your reasoning, but still, detention. For both of you."

"but-" Remus protested, but Sirius grabbed his arm
"thank you ma'am" Sirius politely bowed his head before dragging Remus out of the office.

"what you did was sweet, but if you fight with McGonagall, your going to get more detention." Sirius laughed, shaking his head.
"but seriously, thank you."

"you'da done it for me" Remus shrugged,

"true that." Sirius nodded.

really, I would have done and will do, anything for Remus, I just didn't realize it yet

wc:531 

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