A/N: PLatonic
You know what I'll never get? School. Everyone always on my case about how I should got to university because I'll use it in life but I'm a footballer. Last time checked you don't use the Pythagorus thingy for that. You kick a ball, score and win games to win trophies and medals. Simple as that.
Anyway, some random thoughts while I make my way to the Australia camp. It feels like ages since I've last been to one and it's been ages since I've seen Kyra, Sam and even Mini. Mini recently moved to West Ham, Kyra, Caitlin and Steph are at Arsenal and Sam's at Chelsea which makes me feel sick thinking about.
Then theres me. I play for Barcelona a lot of people wouldn't think it's that bad but I miss messing about with Kyra at Camps and what I miss most is bullying Harper with Kyra. We don't even get caught, Harper does.
Camps just a place you always want to be. Theres always something going on wether that being pranks, messing about during training or making bets for example who can hit the crossbar the most.
Sure I get a lot of trophies at Barcelona and it makes me look good being one of the main players but that doesn't mean that I don't miss England. I used to play for Bournemouth before I got scouted by Barcelona and made a move.
Soon enough I reached camp and got my key to the room, I'm rooming with Kyra which would be a blast as we can be responsible on our own... to an extent. Most the time we just plan pranks to pull.
-short time skip-
It's been a couple hours since I got here now and a few people are here but after a super long journey I never want to leave bed again. I don't like leaving bed anyway though.
I quickly jump out my thoughts by Kyra barging into the room. "(Y/n/n), I missed you!" Kyra said pulling me off my comfy bed and into a hug.
"Kyra I missed you too but I swear to fuc-" I was cut off by the door opening again and Harper strolling in like she owns the place. Harpers treated like royalty here, or what I imagine royalty is. No one can say no to her so she gets whatever she wants, as long as mean, taller Gorry isn't around that is.
Once I was left to babysit her with Caitlin and she asked us for ice cream with these puppy eyes and we couldn't say no so she had ice cream at 9pm when she should've been in bed at 8.
"Hey Baby Gorry, how are you." I say high fiving her as she climbed into MY bed and got herself comfy and not even a minute later Mini ran into the room obviously looking for Harper.
"Harper! You can't run away from me okay." Mini said trying to calm down from the fright she was just given and then pulling me into a hug. "I missed you." She whispered into my ear but Kyra obviously overheard.
"hey what about me! Why am I the forgotten one!"
-time skip to morning-
Me and Kyra are knackered this morning, we spent the majority of the night planning a ton of different pranks to do. It's safe to say some of them were thrown out the window like putting some type of alcohol in everyones shoes because that would be wayyyyy to expensive like I'm a footballer, don't mean I'm buying stuff for everyone else.
Anyway right now we're on our way down to the locker room before everyone else, they're at breakfast and we're going to set the prank up before pretending we're running late upstairs.
The difficult thing about this prank is the toilet roll I have to carry everywhere with Kyra without getting caught.
"You sure about this?"
I gave a quick scoff, "We're this far into it already and I'm 100 percent sure because like they may hate us for it but we'd get a good laugh and prank in wouldn't we."
We stopped our conversation and quickly ducked into an empty room as Sam walked past us, we waited a couple minutes just to be sure she was gone before continuing our small journey into the locker room.
As soon as we got in we dumped all the toilet rolls on the floor, I grabbed two before walking over to Caitlin's shoes and shoving them in, Kyra doing the same for Steph and we continued until everyone's shoes and lockers were filled with the toilet roll.
"We are so dead." Kyra stated as we started at our art work.
"Eeeee, probably. Definitely. I'd just use Harper as a shield to be honest, they all love her so they wouldn't do anything." I say with a shrug.
-time skip again by like 30 mins-
Me and Kyra are standing in the group whispering things to each other like 'I really hope we don't die.'
Before we could even get into the room Mini stormed over to us, me and Kyra looked at each other and gulped. No one likes Mini angry, no matter how much of a goofball she can be, she hates our pranks with a passion.
"I'm not angry." Mini started before pausing as if to think of what to say, "I'm just disappointed." There it is.
"Look Mini we're sorry, but it was my idea." Kyra started trying to take the Balme, I could let but am I going to? Hell no.
"It was actually my idea, I missed you all as I'm all alone in Barça so Kyra said we could pull a prank so it felt like I never left." I say taking the Balme and trying to soften the blow which seemed to work as instead of saying anything Mini pulled me into a hug.
"Why didn't you just tell me that?" She whispered to me and I laid my head against her shoulder, me and Kyra are like her annoying kids, we're stupid, we're annoying and we love pranking everyone.
"I'm sorry." I said back giving Kyra a little wink as I'm pretty sure we are in the clear.
"In future just don't act so childish like this, it's going to take ages to clean up." Mini complained. "And your teaching Kyra bad habits."
"I'm literally younger than Kyra, she's 21, I'm 19 for gods sake!"
"Language if you're so young." Old Gorry teased me.
"Why's this turning on me now?"
"Because I know you call me Old Gorry."
"I only told Caitlin that."
"I know." Mini smirked, "I have sources everywhere, remember that, your be my age soon."
"BUT I am a CHILD right now." I laughed as I was smacked round the back of the head by multiple people which includes Mini, Steph and Caitlin.
"I guess you all just can't handle it when people are younger than you." Once again I was met with multiple slaps to the head and a deadly death glare from Mini.
