i'm what i'd call a
"hopeless romantic."
but i'm mostly hopeless,
and pathetic,
barely romantic.
i'm supposed to be fun
and endearing
and sexy,
but i fall short every time.
because no one wants the awkward kid.
no one wants someone who trips over his own feet
and words.
who bites his tongue when he's wanted.
but is too scared to kiss a girl
after begging her to be alone with him.