Lover

4x07 Dynamic Duets

A/N: Thanks for being patient with this update. It would have been out over a month ago but I had minor surgery at the end of February and I spent 2 weeks recovering so I didn't feel in the mood to get my laptop out to finish the chapter and then I had to catch up on the 2 weeks of college that I missed because of the surgery. But it's finally the Easter holidays so I have more time to write.

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It is now a week before Ariel's debut album comes out and she is really excited but extremely nervous about it. Sebastian and her manager have told her many times that her album will be a hit but she is nervous that people won't buy it.

"The Secret Society of Superheroes is now in session," Blaine says. "It is the purpose of this club to fight injustice to right all of that which is wrong and to preserve truth, justice and peace. The first order of business is roll call. Go!"

"Asian Persuasion here. My superpower is being the mistress of manipulation," Tina says.

"Blond Chameleon here," Sam says before trying to imitate George W. Bush. "My superpower is I can impersonate anybody. George W Bush. Heh."

"Tarantula Head. My superpower is lashing you with my dreads," Joe says.

"Sweet 'n' Spicy. Here. My superpower is money," Sugar says.

"Music Meister. My superpower is getting people to start singing by playing music," Ariel says.

"Second order of business, inducting new members into our ever-swelling ranks," Blaine says. "Candidates, come forth."

Artie leads the group in before saying "Excited to be here, Blaine."

"First of all, there are no civilian identities in here, okay?" Blaine points out. "I'm Nightbird, the Nocturnal Avenger. Second of all, I hope you're not trying to pass as a certain telepathic leader of a certain group of mutants because that would be a copyright violation."

"Uh... I'm Dr. Y, and my superpower is wheelies?" Artie says in a questioning tone.

"Welcome, Dr. Y. Next," Blaine says.

"I'm Queen Bee and I can sting like a bitch," Becky says.

"Welcome, Queen Bee. Next," Blaine says again.

"I'm the Human Brain," Brittany says.

Blaine expects Brittany to continue to explain what her superpower is but she doesn't say anything. "Welcome, Human Brain," Blaine says. A bird call is then heard coming from Blaine's phone. "What's this? Text just came through on my NightPhone. 'Have you talked to Kurt?' I already told you, Asian Persuasion, this account is only for emergencies. And you cannot use your powers of manipulation to get me back with my ex, so, stop trying."

Someone then comes running into the choir room frantically. "What is it, Chai Tea?" Blaine asks while standing up.

"Emergency in the choir room," she says before running off.

"To the choir room," Blaine says before they run out of the classroom and down the hallway to the choir room.

When they get to the choir room, Chai Tea leads them to the trophy case and then says "Someone took your national trophy and left that laptop in its place."

"Who leaves a laptop?" Artie asks.

"Someone rich. Someone who wanted to send us a message," Blaine says. "I got this." Blaine then presses the enter button to play the video.

"Greetings, New Directions," the person says after turning around in the chair. Ariel couldn't tell who the person was as they had distorted their face and voice but she could tell that it wasn't Sebastian, "You have been living as national champions on borrowed time. And that ends now. We have your trophy. Soon we'll have your title as well. A great reckoning is at hand: sectionals. Your move." The video then cuts out before the laptop turns off.